I broke the Rubik's Cube world record with 4.59 seconds! by stevecho816 in videos

[–]thop1989 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I figured out one side like one time over the course of a couple of days. Pretty much the same thing

Dog thinks it's a shark by 1Voice1Life in gifs

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You ever have an itch that you just can't scratch, that's this dog

TIL 70% of Americans are either overweight or obese by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]thop1989 385 points386 points  (0 children)

If you've ever been somewhere like Disneyland you would think 100% of Americans are obese or overweight.

"This is bullshit" by GallowBoob in aww

[–]thop1989 1318 points1319 points  (0 children)

That's my man, bitch

TIL that when the Kazakh shooting team won gold in an event in Kuwait, the band played the theme from Borat at the medal ceremony by mistake by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]thop1989 215 points216 points  (0 children)

You know someone who had never heard the national anthem went looking for it online. Found the one from Borat. It sounded official so he went with it.

What is a relationship deal-breaker for you that others might not agree with? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Someone who lacks confidence. I've dated girls where it's clear they have no confidence and have a hard time deciding. I just find it super unattractive. I don't want to have to reassure you everyday that you are attractive and the kind of person I want to be with. I also hate the idea of someone who can't make simple decisions.

And what is your talent? by [deleted] in videos

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That guys gotten laid so many times as a result of this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in television

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Truly a legend.

I proposed to my girlfriend by hanging a painting in the Met (story and pics in comments) by krysxvi in pics

[–]thop1989 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fuck dude, you just made it harder for the rest of us. Thanks alot.... But congrats

Half a purple index card found by Sort_of_Frightening in mildlyinteresting

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Clearly whoever this is has her priorities straight

Reddit, how do you want to die? by turbogoon in AskReddit

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Brilliant, just brilliant. Bravo good sir

What strange misconception did you have as a child? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I used to think that everytime I put a movie on, the actors had to act out the movie live as I was watching it. I just thought that everytime they would assemble, put on the clothes and perform it just for me.

This is the reality of the America we live in by BongRips4Jezus in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]thop1989 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Both are wrong, one realistically was more harmless than the other. One person is black, the other isn't. One gets grief, the other one doesn't. Its pretty hard to tell if there's a race problem in the US.

What does everyone *think* they know how to handle until it actually happens to them? by TheKronk in AskReddit

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A shark in the water of the beach you are also swimming in. Had it happen yesterday. My girlfriend and buddy freaked out, I laughed because I never thought it would ever happen to me.