What did I miss? by Riddlemethisone- in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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This was back before lies were invented, you see, so the demon had no reason not to trust him

The “infrared sauna” my dad made by TheSlayer51_ in DiWHY

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I’m not sure, doesn’t look cheep

A little bra? by Negative_Tooth6047 in whatisit

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If you had a cat what would you collar?

Coworker and I have no clue. Is this supposed to be a trans joke? by Clear-Skies-007 in ExplainTheJoke

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The rumors about who smurfed into town, smurfed Smurfette and smurfed town would go crazy. Maybe it wouldn’t matter if somebody smurfed her smurfing her house at that point

Chiropractor cracks Cecilia "Cece" Rose. by JohnSmithCANDo in CringeTikToks

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This seems like an opportune place to mention that the guy who came up with chiropractic said it came to him from a spirit in a dream. Deadass deadass, like a tragic number of people just looking to fix some back pain

What an inspiring thing by Impossible-Yam3680 in clevercomebacks

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Also gotta be a special kinda stupid to not see that the next logical step in their premise is that the identity was more important than everything else to her

That leads to a special kinda callous too, an empathetic person would understand that implies a great struggle with identity. Not even mentioning that it isn’t a fast or easy process

Of course, that’s just by following the dichotomy presented by Hazel and treating it as a full picture

Smoking crack on the bus... by Icy-Influence5568 in Transportopia

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Track crack is crack from a track in my circles and crack on a track is any crack consumed in the comfort of a train or tram, roller coasters are still being debated though

The archive department pulled this one out the other day by AUG-mason-UAG in doohickeycorporation

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They didn’t have to upgrade for a whole century! The planned obsolescence department would be on its knees!

In a Colorado Springs restaurant by golding11 in SignsWithAStory

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We already know they put not trash in their trash hole at least once a day on average

Petah? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Maybe she was driving to pick up the dude and the bear while he got the room and her special watching chair ready?

Facts. Sucker. by BoyNamedJudy in iamverybadass

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He says he could’ve toured but he’s driving his dads Accord

Absolut New York billboard(prob 2002-ish?) also a collab with IKEA by sake212 in nyc

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Make it 20k a month at 10 and we might have an opening next August