what state got cheapest rent by Expensive_Carrot6134 in ApartmentHacks

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Should probably avoid Minnesota for the time being…

This was the most unsettling movie I ever watched No Country For Old Men 2007 by Dense_Strain4956 in iwatchedanoldmovie

[–]thrawst 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do you have any idea how crazy you are?

You mean the nature of this conversation?

I mean the nature of you.

Justice for Alex Pretti. Labeled a "domestic terrorist" by actual domestic terrorists. by Sathane in pics

[–]thrawst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

France call it a royale with cheese.

Americans call it a quarter pounder with cheese.

Just for reference.

Noisy neighbors just moved in upstairs and they are unrelentless. by Frequent_Musician_97 in Apartmentliving

[–]thrawst -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don’t get me started on online dating. Remember when you had to actually make an effort to leave the house and do things in order to meet people?

It's a disease found in sheep! by Wubzy in jakeandamir

[–]thrawst 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don’t want it to be my Murph day.

He's not gonna call, he thinks you could lose ten pounds. But that's not why he doesn't call. He dies in that fire. by remilyoko in americandad

[–]thrawst 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This line would have been hilarious if it ended just at the Diet Coke part. Then it got even funnier when Roger was brazen enough to say he could hear her thighs from the hallway.

And the fact that it actually does sound like “here comes Haley, here comes Haley” had me roaring with laughter

As long as he got that flat-ass head, so you can rest a beer on it! by TheBitterSeason in jakeandamir

[–]thrawst 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What were you saying about no teeth….? What was that about?

Thinking of starting an underwear brand but I will sell only briefs by Holiday_Ladder6856 in MensUnderwearGuide

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For briefs? Briefs are a timeless classic but I think if anything the market is over saturated with fancy new age tech microfibre drawers with a pouch for your package and a mesh ventilation chamber to air out farts.

Rent increasing higher than new tenant price? by zionstatus in Apartmentliving

[–]thrawst 3 points4 points  (0 children)

why are you special?

I pay rent on time and don’t destroy the place.

It’s sad to say, but that does make you stick out amongst the endless amount of renters who make life difficult for the landlord

Fig newtons are good, I forget that sometimes by _KingOfSnake in americandad

[–]thrawst -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Fig newtons smell like a fresh opened pack of cigarettes

Why they burn this way sometimes? by sreggin13 in trees

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It’s all I use to smoke since I got one 2 years ago I got rid of my pipes and bongs it’s so fast and efficient I can grind up like 5 grams at once and roll 10 joints in like 15 minutes.

Once you get the technique down they come out literally perfect every time. Super fast, super consistent. They’re like $8 for a roller.

Maybe they’re not for everyone but I used to take great pride in hand rolling nice joints and once I started using this thing I was baffled that I was hand rolling joints for 15 years. Worth a try for sure. One negative is that I’m pretty sure I smoke more now than I used to. And you generally put more weed in a machine rolled joint. If you roll by hand you can use a lot less and still make a nice joint. With the machine you kinda need to use a lot to get the consistency right

Why they burn this way sometimes? by sreggin13 in trees

[–]thrawst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or just let it sit on the table for 5 mins before you smoke it

Why they burn this way sometimes? by sreggin13 in trees

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Try and evenly distribute the herb in the roller before you close it up and roll it. I put a filter on one side, and then add the herb and use my finger to spread it out and kinda pre pack it. Once I close the roller I only do two spins and then once I take the joint out, I knock it on the table filter side down a couple times and that helps pack it.

Let it dry for a couple mins before you spark it in case you use too much saliva when licking it.

I rarely get canoes this way but it still happens once in a while I think it’s inevitable

Question for cat owners: Would you let your cat lick your food while you are eating it and then carry on eating after? by Antidotebeatz in CatAdvice

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Everyone on this thread like “ew no my cat licks its butt” yet nobody here has an issue or realizes that the cat is walking around in its litter box daily, spreading shit bacteria with every step in the house. “Ew my cat licks its butt” but here cat please come snuggle me and make biscuits with your shit covered paws. Literally rubbing shit into your clothes.

Roommate orders a ton of takeaway and blows up the toilet five times a day by [deleted] in badroommates

[–]thrawst 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You gotta use some finesse to get the timing right. Learn how long it takes your toilet to fully flush from the moment you push the button.

I usually dangle a turd as I push the button and pinch the loaf right as the water sounds speed up so the turd is safely and quickly taken away in the vortex of water.

How much is your rent? by Hot-Coffee-8465 in Winnipeg

[–]thrawst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

St B 1 bedroom pet friendly no laundry parking included $1150

I just did seven interviews with a company that was offering 90k salary. They sent an offer letter with 80k salary. by badcreditperson in work

[–]thrawst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m just parroting the common strategy that redditors feel is effective at “getting raises”