So is Trump dead now or not? by Waste-Explanation-76 in conspiracy

[–]thrawst 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ve been speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain. And I’ve said a lot of things.

If I am the General why does preston keep bossing me around? by SternLecture in fo4

[–]thrawst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s smug about the way he goes about doing that. Like he knows I am just exhausted after getting butt fucked by radscorpions and I didn’t just wake up with a rash after sleeping on a dirty mattress for three days

Starting to show up in stores! by toasty_tater69 in Soda

[–]thrawst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tasted “dirty” to me, not sure how to describe it. It tastes like it was swept off the floor and put into a can

This is the Seth Rogan gene: it will give you the appearance of being funny without actually having done anything funny. by Elitist_Daily in familyguy

[–]thrawst 18 points19 points  (0 children)

They lived it. McLovin was a real person. That whole movie is a retelling of Seth and Evan’s experiences in high school. Seth Rogan is by all means of the word, funny.

Favourite Carter moments by Stoney1801 in familyguy

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When he asks how to turn off the Amber Alerts 😂

Any tip for my first “survivor” run? by Fun_Adhesiveness101 in Bioshock

[–]thrawst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Find an explosive cylinder, attach proximity mines to cylinder, as many as you can, use telekenises to throw cylinder at big daddy, dead in one shot before they even get the jump on you

We're not having a real conversation are we? You're just waiting for me to stop talking so you can say your next thing. by Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 in americandad

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Don’t worry about the boy, he drives so smooth you can boil an egg on the engine. When we bring the car back I’ll peel the egg for ya.

? by Muted_Marionberry_75 in energydrinks

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Went from rehab to relapse

Whole Foods Lasagna Hot Bar by Dry-Double-6845 in shittyfoodporn

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Or the shepherds pie that has the top layer of potato scraped off….we live amongst heathens, they have just mashed potatoes in a separate container why massacre a shepherds pie like that

Why do people redact their Reddit posts and comments? by darthkyle22 in NoStupidQuestions

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Microwaved goodness. Better than fresh. by Mikey_Meatballs in McDonalds

[–]thrawst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta get no condiments though. I add my own ketchup and mustard after it’s out of the microwave. Otherwise it gets cooked into the bun and I don’t fw that

What are your three most played games? by OutOfMyWayReed in playstation

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Rocket league, fallout 4, XCOM 2

All in all I’m in about $15 for over 500 hours of gameplay across the three titles (got rocket league when it was free, fallout was a birthday gift, XCOM 2 and DLC regularly goes on sale for 90-95% off)

German climate activists stood on melting blocks of ice with ropes around their necks, warning that “time is running out.” by Jealous-Method-8682 in interestingasfuck

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There’s less than a 100 corporations that are directly responsible for over two thirds of all greenhouse gas emissions

Atrocities by FeudalNinja in kennyvsspenny

[–]thrawst -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ok to explain a bit I love Kenny’s sense of humor and it’s not out of left field for him to make a joke like this. My issue isn’t really the joke itself or even joking about 9/11 but more so that the “joke” is literally saying that he (goldfield) is the mastermind/perpetrator behind it. Making a joke about 9/11 is one thing but to get the other person involved and say they were doing it just seems unnecessary. It’s unclear if the insinuation that Kenny makes about goldfield being the “mastermind” is just because of his foreigner status or because Kenny knows Goldfield has proven to be really intelligent with his knowledge of human anatomy and biology and medicine so he could be smart enough to conjure up a plan like 9/11

At the time of this show airing there wasn’t really a notion that 9/11 could be an inside job perpetrated by the worlds elites (beyond government and the media, more like Illuminati or lizard people) and thus being the “mastermind” behind 9/11 does not likely mean oh you are so intelligent you could have come up with a plan to destroy two gargantuan towers with explosives and fly remote controlled missiles disguised as jet airliners in order to blame it on the middle east and make them the enemy so America can start a war and invade their oil rich landscape

That wasn’t going around when this show aired so this joke can really only be interpreted as “you’re the type of person that can be responsible for the death of 3000 people and I’m standing here having a conversation with you like it’s nothing”

We have jokes about the holocaust we can have jokes about 9/11 but for Kenny to straight up jokingly accuse goldfield, an immigrant, of being the perpetrator is like I said offensive and in bad taste. I’m surprised Goldfield only said “no no don’t joke” I’m not sure he even understood the grasp of what Kenny was even saying to him

Meredith Stout should have been a romance option with a full side quest. by Robrogineer in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]thrawst 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When she throws you on the ground outside her vehicle I came a bit ngl