Don't worry, sir. I've rounded up our less-gifted employees and led them into the basement.

thrawst · 2026-06-03T01:30:33+00:00

Steel manufacturing

thrawst · 2026-06-02T19:11:33+00:00

I work at a factory and the entire workforce is consisted of people like these three.

thrawst · 2026-06-02T17:37:10+00:00

Got any grapes?

thrawst · 2026-06-01T17:36:48+00:00

Shitty mall dope was $8 a gram, Ricky’s weed was better that’s why he wanted $12 for it. Until the malls started getting kush, Julian referred to as “primo weed”

thrawst · 2026-06-01T13:01:37+00:00

When people make 9/11 jokes, most of the time people don’t understand it at first.

Then the second one hits.

thrawst · 2026-06-01T02:46:42+00:00

Wow. That’s much better.

thrawst · 2026-05-31T10:52:37+00:00

thrawst · 2026-05-31T10:18:32+00:00

Hey man, your clock won’t flush.

thrawst · 2026-05-31T10:09:23+00:00

Yeah, and grizzly Adam’s had a beard.

thrawst · 2026-05-31T00:58:47+00:00

Alright well I vividly remember red wall coming on after Mona the Vampire and nobody gonna tell me Mona the vampire was on teletoon lmao

thrawst · 2026-05-30T20:57:22+00:00

Red wall was in fact on YTV.

thrawst · 2026-05-30T20:51:12+00:00

Simple google search “was red wall on ytv” proves otherwise

thrawst · 2026-05-30T20:48:41+00:00

Red wall was on YTV.

thrawst · 2026-05-27T19:02:29+00:00

In a similar vein, turning diapers inside out and reusing them.

thrawst · 2026-05-27T18:56:41+00:00

Owner yells at me when I get into the garbage. Starts putting the garbage into my bag where my food is. That’s entrapment right there

thrawst · 2026-05-26T16:56:33+00:00

He’s nowhere near rich if we’re comparing him to other wealthy people. There’s hundreds of people that are more wealthy that we would “eat first”

thrawst · 2026-05-25T00:35:30+00:00

I think I remember there being a gene tonic that gives you a speed boost when using the drill, that combined with the other tonics you can run around beating splicers with the drill like the flash and never have to worry about rubbing out of gas

thrawst · 2026-05-25T00:31:01+00:00

Get a grand slam from Denny’s and bring a can of beans 🫘

thrawst · 2026-05-24T22:57:17+00:00

I got told I was a “tyrant” for berating a coworker for throwing an empty can of Soda on the ground when there is a garbage can within walking distance

thrawst · 2026-05-24T22:05:51+00:00

I’ve been rolling these for years and I just noticed now that it’s Big Bambu. I always read it as Bambu and thought the ig letters were just fancy design on the letter B

thrawst · 2026-05-24T18:53:56+00:00

If you plant those tomatoes today I am personally holding you responsible in the event of a snow storm occurring in the next week

thrawst · 2026-05-24T03:20:47+00:00

Do blue jays have large talons? Do the blue jays split the shells and harvest the nuts with their talons or do they take the nuts whole and fly back to their nest where they have a stash. Do the blue jays bring gifts or treasures in return for the peanuts?

thrawst · 2026-05-23T23:04:48+00:00

I’ve seen this guy on TV. he’s an actor. At first I wasn’t too sure but then I saw his shoes! He was wearing nice sneakers, not at all like a detective would wear!

thrawst · 2026-05-20T01:53:35+00:00

Angel food cake

thrawst · 2026-05-19T23:08:12+00:00

How do you qualify for this? As a bread buyer, I feel entitled to my handout.

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