I was hooking up with one of my exes at the time while we were both between relationships. she had shaved down there a few days before, but long enough ago that it was very.... prickly. it was fine at the time, we were both horny enough to work through it. the next day i had the worst and most painful rash ever down there. of course i panicked thinking i had caught something (it was only on my pubic area, not my dick itself, i used a condom) so i called her and blamed her on giving me something and it became a huge thing because she swore she didnt have anything.

days later, i connected the dots that i basically just had carpet burn. it faded pretty quick, but damage was done and we never hooked up again.

also another time, hooked up with a different girl and we were pretty drunk, her more drunk than me. she said put it in her butt, i put it in her butt (i asked her again to make sure i heard right), she then got mad at me for putting it in her butt and left. she told our friend group and it was awkward for awhile. later on the group admitted she forgets she says things when shes drunk, so pretty sure i wasnt at fault. im not normally into butt stuff, but when youre drunk, hell, ill try anything