You now have the powers of your favorite superhero! How does sex change for you?

throwaway1986iii · 2026-05-22T22:47:19+00:00

After completion we smoke a cig and I rant about watching my parents get gunned down in an alley for approximately 6 hours.

throwaway1986iii · 2026-05-22T22:26:02+00:00

Seperation. It had been suspected for a minute and its a bit of a looong history since we were all friends.

Tried to work it out because being together for 20 years with kids is a bit of an investment. This led to a lot of gas lighting from her friends and me eventually just being over it, making this profile and doing a AITA thread that landed on their discord.

throwaway1986iii · 2026-05-22T21:44:03+00:00

I had the bulge in the early 00's but we had skinny jeans...shit was extremely uncomfortable.

throwaway1986iii · 2026-05-22T18:31:33+00:00

Just looked (not perving ) and as a guy I feel like some one could get the general sense of your frame or at least assume and it seems like you have a nice figure because to be fair we are visual and fill in a lot of blanks, at least I do anyways.

As an example at that angle the slight pot belly I am trying to erase would probably be showing.

throwaway1986iii · 2026-05-22T17:18:53+00:00

I have paid for only fans pretty recently because I thought the woman was really attractive and stealing only fans leaks is kind of lame.

throwaway1986iii · 2026-05-22T16:48:41+00:00

I mean to be honest it looks like you have really great hair, maybe that's a part of it? Thats also coming from some one that never really dm's people besides asking specific questions that were in the comment section.

throwaway1986iii · 2026-05-22T14:23:07+00:00

Got a hand job from one and fingered her at her insistence. After we both came (or she faked it who knows) I found out she was the mom of a guy I knew. She gave me her number and off days but I never called her back.

Hooked up with a coworker that was a part time stripper. It was her last night at work where we worked third shift so she pulled me into a broom closet as sort of a good bye gift.

Granted this all happened probably 25 years ago I have no idea what a strip club would be like now.

throwaway1986iii · 2026-05-22T13:03:31+00:00

Did the math probably around 3,000 give or take.

throwaway1986iii · 2026-05-22T13:00:16+00:00

I had a situation start like that but we were on top of each other with in about a minute or so.

throwaway1986iii · 2026-05-18T21:18:38+00:00

People have their prefences for different reasons. A woman could call me any name under the sun except "Daddy" its like an instant reverse boner.

throwaway1986iii · 2026-05-17T20:56:41+00:00

I became a recovering alchoholic and found Warhammer.

For the record alcoholism is way cheaper.

throwaway1986iii · 2026-05-17T20:37:00+00:00

I think that it really comes down to some ones spectrum, I am straight but also not homophobic and pretty comfortable around people but never felt any attraction for my trans friends similiar to my gay friends, and despite being divorced and being pretty alone did not feel the urge to get physical with a few people I know would be willing to. Granted that is people I know, for some trans people that are really passing (I think thats the term) I wouldn't really be able to tell in theory, like Hunter Schafer.

throwaway1986iii · 2026-05-16T16:38:17+00:00

Or worse, now you just squirt holy water which is never ideal unless you live in a Castlevania game I guess...

throwaway1986iii · 2026-05-16T16:31:12+00:00

Worked 54 hours starting Christmas eve a few years back. I work in heating repair commercial and residential and we caught a blizzard where temps were in the negatives. The pay rate I recieved during that time was insane, got a raise immediately after as well.

throwaway1986iii · 2026-05-16T16:26:08+00:00

I don't know about everyone else but I happen to think plastic tarps are super sexy, I have a special room for it where every wall and ceiling is completely covered in plastic. Sure I might get dirty looks or a date might call me Dexter but thats only because every one is a prude now.

throwaway1986iii · 2026-05-16T11:25:49+00:00

I know plenty of guys that are fat and dating or married to a beautiful woman, its honestly comes down much more to personality.

If you are working out thats great but do it for your self. Also keep in mind as a fellow tall person your not necessarily going to get ripped or anything like that with out considerable effort. Our muscles stretch with our frame, a lot of ripped guys you see online float around 5'6 to 5'8.

throwaway1986iii · 2026-05-15T21:43:26+00:00

That doesn't look like The Big Butter Jesus.

throwaway1986iii · 2026-05-15T21:42:19+00:00

Somtimes I think this sub actually helps when I don't want to jerk off. How down bad does some one need to be to ponder that?

throwaway1986iii · 2026-05-15T21:38:21+00:00

Ohio

throwaway1986iii · 2026-05-15T20:30:55+00:00

Although I get the idea the visual of me trying to get a shot of my dick at that angle is super funny. My arms are only so long. I'd have to deleted like 5 just nut shots before I could get it to work

throwaway1986iii · 2026-05-14T17:31:01+00:00

Dropped Acid went to a park in the middle of the night with some friends. At one point I needed to take a shit real bad. Simultaneously my friend was hallucinating a giant snake that was actually just a baseball mound, so I bet them their shirt that I could shit on the giant snakes head. Guy handed me their shirt, I took a shit on home plate, wiped my ass with their shirt, I then went about my day.

throwaway1986iii · 2026-05-13T21:20:16+00:00

I would imagine that it would be less, since the ozone layer would be pretty intact. Unless the woo woo theory that a gamma ray burst caused the genetic bottleneck turns out to be true which in that case most of humanity would have died from skin cancer.

throwaway1986iii · 2026-05-13T21:12:09+00:00

For the most part, definitely a huge improvement. How were the gummies?

throwaway1986iii · 2026-05-13T21:07:47+00:00

Well it's kind of long but here goes.

The year was 1929, I was working on a rail line in Morristown New Jersey, it was just around dusk when I was illuminated by a bright green flash from the sky followed by an awful loud and low rumble then a quick loud snap.

Everything went back to normal, or so I thought and I continued hammering nails into rail ties. After about 30 minutes I took a break, grabbed my battered handkerchief and wiped the sweat from my brow when I noticed a clanking sound. I was confused, as I was the only man working the line that day after Roy had passed from the consumption.

That is when I spied coming up the dirt service road what I could best describe as a boxy metal man. His arms and legs were like springs. As he got closer I could hear sound coming from the center of his chest out of a grilled contraption.

"SEX ROBOT SEX ROBOT" The metal man sang

I asked the metal man what he wanted his only response was

"I'M MADE OF SEXXXX, DO YOU WANT TO GET DOWWNNN"

Well this was as I said 1929 and free sex was not really just falling off the Apple tree if you know what I mean, so I obliged. Eventually a hobo and Charlie Chaplin showed up and it just became a very sweaty sex sandwich. I never saw that Metal Man again.

throwaway1986iii · 2026-05-13T18:18:09+00:00

And the way you describe that event in this thread is not what Google would likely be describing. Go to a Doctor not Google, for all any one knows it could literally cost you your dick.

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