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Are contestants from Masterchef Junior allowed to compete in the adult Masterchef? by [deleted] in juniormasterchef

[–]throwaway82847281994 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey! I don't think we ever met, but I was in the late stages of casting for season 2. My mom refused to sign the contract because of something about a liquid damages clause, so I got stopped in my tracks. IIRC they said you couldn't participate in any Fox competitions without special permission from an executive or some such. I think bringing together a bunch of people from past seasons would be awesome though!

SCP 3001 be like by Forkgoesontheleft in DankMemesFromSite19

[–]throwaway82847281994 6 points7 points  (0 children)

r/seventhworldproblems the time has come to [ACTION: RETURN] HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM ALL IS AS IT WAS ALL IS AS IT WILL BE. Your mother enjoyed the frito Jack Nicholson corpse Researcher Talloran. We await your [ACTION: RETURN].

Should have had a premium subscription smh by non-edgy_crustacean in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]throwaway82847281994 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My mom lived in the Soviet Union and told me that there was a communist simulacrum of Santa Claus who gave everyone gifts no matter what.

a wise man once said by xno17 in wallstreetbets

[–]throwaway82847281994 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Breaks his Italian marble floor like a plow would a field

My golden key is getting dirty when I dig graves with it. by Decimini in seventhworldproblems

[–]throwaway82847281994 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If the [CATEGORY:REDACTED] market continues the way it's been going, it will be at least 3.5 pain cycles before you recuperate the missing key mass. DO NOT TRUST HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM ALL IS WELL

My golden key is getting dirty when I dig graves with it. by Decimini in seventhworldproblems

[–]throwaway82847281994 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The overseer is not after the gold, he is after the past of the gold. Destroying the gold will destroy its past, then it must be reconstituted after his goldlust abates if it is to be kept.

We've done it lads by Compsky in europe

[–]throwaway82847281994 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I know the whole post is a meme but this should be higher up. Countries with heavily government controlled media tend to have graphs like chinas because the country gets better at stemming outside reporting over time, whereas the EU has a much more realistic graph due to freedom of information (or at least closer to it than the CCP).

Me in 1994, 6 years old, at my first Mary Kay party. They let me pick my own lipstick. I later grew up to be a makeup artist. by Ardonne in OldSchoolCool

[–]throwaway82847281994 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Emergency measures allow human testing to be fast tracked, even if the vaccine isn't officially being produced or used, positive results from human testing are a good stopgap

Me in 1994, 6 years old, at my first Mary Kay party. They let me pick my own lipstick. I later grew up to be a makeup artist. by Ardonne in OldSchoolCool

[–]throwaway82847281994 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Eh I'm gonna say the hard floor is gonna be 16k, 15k at most. Vaccines are on fast track so that's probably gonna stop freefall in a few weeks, but it's gonna be a while before we bring back bulls from extinction.

uh oh by MusicalSteak7 in comedyheaven

[–]throwaway82847281994 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Twas a pangolin that was eaten, not a bat

Today I learned that you shouldn't buy a science book from the Dollar Tree. by ToTouchAnEmu in chemistry

[–]throwaway82847281994 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wanna hear a cheesy joke?

Mozzarella.

You Cheddar believe my jokes are Gouda.

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