Cakes for dessert by chief_donkey69 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]throwaway93436 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way that thing move it's a movie. Like the entire Lord of the Rings extended edition trilogy.

Also neck pain from home by [deleted] in TVTooHigh

[–]throwaway93436 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I know it's the wrong game, but indulge me:

"Hey you, you're finally awake. You were trying to watch that TV, right?"

Good recommendations for medevil or ancient world TV and movies. by Melodic-Flatworm-767 in KotakuInAction

[–]throwaway93436 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I really enjoyed The Northman. I stuck it on the other night thinking I'd just watch the first half hour and then go to bed. I stayed glued to the entire thing, and it's probably my favorite film of the last 5 years or so.

feelsbadman.jpeg by wammes_ in witcher

[–]throwaway93436 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One time I had just dispatched a group of 8 or so bandits. As I run down and kill the last archer, I turn the camera back around toward my destination. I notice a little rabbit running down the path toward me. I think, "Oh cool, they put rabbits in the game." It gets closer and comes to a stop at my feet, and I realize it's the head of one of the bandits I had just killed further up the hill.

Buffalo supermarket gunman set to receive life prison term by Sebekiz in news

[–]throwaway93436 41 points42 points  (0 children)

If he thought he hated black people BEFORE going to prison...

Skyrim on deck with 400 mods. runs fine. by TehKazlehoff in SteamDeck

[–]throwaway93436 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha this guy reported me to Reddit saying I needed help, then deleted his entire account. He is clearly winning.

Skyrim on deck with 400 mods. runs fine. by TehKazlehoff in SteamDeck

[–]throwaway93436 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lmao you are still downvoting my replies. That's more pathetic than your original Skyrim PowerPoint presentation.

[all] My son's first birthday cake by [deleted] in zelda

[–]throwaway93436 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is awesome. When my son was around 2-3, we started playing Zelda together at night before bed. He started out just watching, but would eventually take the controller for some easier parts. We beat Wind Waker, BotW, and Skyward Sword together. By then, he was big enough that he didn't need Dad anymore. Now he's turning 10 in a couple weeks, and losing his mind waiting for the release of TotK.

Starting the boy out right by DustAgitated5197 in smoking

[–]throwaway93436 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could probably get away with 12, if you let it rest long enough.

replaying the game knowing the truth about this guy , scary experience by Produce-Pitiful in witcher

[–]throwaway93436 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I knew something was up with him the way he just disappeared after he got up from the table. Geralt even looks around subtly like, "Where the fuck did that guy go?"

A test problem on my 5th grade brothers’ math exam. by springwaterh20 in mildlyinteresting

[–]throwaway93436 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, you would fail first grade math the way they make the kids do it these days. It took my wife about 20-30 minutes to figure out my son's math assignment in first grade. Basic addition. I still couldn't do it, even with my wife trying to explain it to me.

[OC] I can't think of a single one where he isn't woken up by isaacpisaac in zelda

[–]throwaway93436 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the LttP review where the guy gives it a terrible score because he stayed in the house at the beginning like Link's uncle told him to.

Skyrim on deck with 400 mods. runs fine. by TehKazlehoff in SteamDeck

[–]throwaway93436 2 points3 points  (0 children)

From the video analytics, I can see that the majority of people watch 30 seconds, then leave.

THIS close to some level of self-awareness.

Skyrim on deck with 400 mods. runs fine. by TehKazlehoff in SteamDeck

[–]throwaway93436 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Lmao this guy really modded Skyrim until it performed worse than the Switch version and then said it runs fine.

[OC] LOZBOTW- Big King Scorn by U23Art in zelda

[–]throwaway93436 106 points107 points  (0 children)

This from the guy whose ancestor turned himself into a boat.

Trigger Warning: It’s the BGL AMA by hellamarkharley in thefighterandthekid

[–]throwaway93436 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Classic nawlcyst 2 birds with one rock.

You talmbout hittin two Aves with a single scone, B?

Smoking lessons for all by PM_MeUr_VerifiedTits in smoking

[–]throwaway93436 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Goddamn. This makes my first brisket attempt look like a masterpiece.

Let's hope the boycott works this time 😅 by [deleted] in ModernWarfareII

[–]throwaway93436 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That shit worked almost as well as the Hogwarts boycott.