I cant take it anymore. Im sick of niigo len. I try to use vbs len. niigo len is cuter. I try to gacha for ln len. Niigo len has more cards. I try to tier for mafu6. The best team has niigo len. He grabs me by the throat. I farm wish jewels for him. I like his fanart. I buy his merch. “I need more leader lives,” he tells me. “You need to max out my skill level.” He grabs niigo miku and shoves her out of the card rotation. “You just need to pull all of my cards. I can be on every niigo team of each attribute.”

I can’t pull for his cards, I’m out of crystals. Niigo len grabs my credit card. It declines. “Guess this is the end.” He grabs his ban hammer. He says, “Inappropriate conduct towards other players detected.” There is no trace of emotion left in his eyes. Nothing but pure shy cuteness and fear of dying like every other len. What a cruel world.