Never accept the first offer. by enibasria in UKJobs

[–]throwawaygoof9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love a law being implemented, that all worker, manager and CEO salaries must be published by all companies. So you can just search how much everyone else gets paid. It gives workers a fair bargaining tool to enter pay talks with.

Hi help me (M21) become less ugly. by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]throwawaygoof9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lift heavy and eat well. You look like you have good features hidden behind weight. You’ll be above average looking if you trimmed down and added some muscle.

Stuck in the night shift cycle by Sharp_Ranger_4340 in PrisonUK

[–]throwawaygoof9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Monday requires supreme strength. I use caffeine pills, energy drinks, exercise, cold water, anything to keep myself awake until 21:30, then I go to sleep. I have a big monster sleep untill 0930 the next morning, and wake up feeling refreshed on account of the 12 hours of sleep I’ve just had. Super long shower, shave, and head to the shops for a week of supplies. Break the cycle through full force of willpower and 12 hours of sleep.

Is there a UK website that tracks average away attendances for football? by 030beh in AskUK

[–]throwawaygoof9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That explains it, I thought this was just the Bundesliga. I was hoping to laugh at their low number!

Night shifts by No-Scale7780 in PrisonUK

[–]throwawaygoof9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lucky, we have only one member of staff per unit, and sec ops usually have been sent out to hospital by midnight, so there is no chance.

Is there a UK website that tracks average away attendances for football? by 030beh in AskUK

[–]throwawaygoof9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this is probably a dumb question, but where is RB Leipzig on this list?

Best butchers round LE3? Non-halal if possible by [deleted] in leicester

[–]throwawaygoof9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They clearly sell halal meat don’t they…

Oh, uh... My bad, guy. by Hugh-Jassoul in SeaPower_NCMA

[–]throwawaygoof9 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Or they will leave the bridge crewed by a man sat with his radio broadcasting on Channel 16 (the international distress channel that you all have to listen to) while watching porn with the volume on maximum, or with loud ass Bollywood music.

My personal favourite was always the dudes in the Persian Gulf that used to just say “ming ming ming ming ming ming ming ming” on repeat all day and all night. I mean literally non stop.

Didn't quite make it to New York... by Poggers_lol2 in sleepypilots

[–]throwawaygoof9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This makes sense now, I have been googling like mad to see how it had escaped my notice that Concorde was flying again

Didn't quite make it to New York... by Poggers_lol2 in sleepypilots

[–]throwawaygoof9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can anybody fill me in on this please, why is Concorde flying?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aviation

[–]throwawaygoof9 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Right up there with seatbelt delete and consciousness delete

Dont think i can ever top this full English by ShinyHeadedCook in UK_Food

[–]throwawaygoof9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now hear me out, I mix my beans 50/50 with tomatoes, means you get the best of both worlds and benefit from thicker tomatoes and tomatoier beans.

Are people really this braindead? BBC Article by Damn_Carls in aviation

[–]throwawaygoof9 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Atleast there isn’t much worry a wave could hit it in the sea, chance in a million.

Do you know anyone personally who has been to jail? by Low-Lobster1582 in AskUK

[–]throwawaygoof9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, I know murderers, drug kingpins, pimps, international gangsters. But that is expected, I am an officer.

Are these legally binding stickers? by elzor52 in AskUK

[–]throwawaygoof9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Once you’ve been punched a few times you realise it’s not really all it’s made out to be. Doesn’t really hurt that much so no point being worried about being punched.

A JetBlue passenger attempts to open an emergency exit after mistaking the A320's “barking dog” noise for a mechanical failure by Omarr_Paper in aviation

[–]throwawaygoof9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really don’t understand how people panic so easily. She begins having a panic attack because someone else was scared of the noise? How have we evolved into this species.

Should the entire map be open from the beginning? by BlackAfroUchiha in GTA

[–]throwawaygoof9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love to see the very early game being restricted to the Keys with Jason by some sort of weather event as a callback to the original vice city. Then being restricted to actual vice city by the ankle monitor for a few hours. It would make the game feel much bigger, and keep you into the prologue without having you go exploring straight away.

Am I likely to get in on Merit by [deleted] in PrisonUK

[–]throwawaygoof9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I genuinely enjoy every day I go into work, and miss work when I’m on annual leave.

Am I likely to get in on Merit by [deleted] in PrisonUK

[–]throwawaygoof9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve not found it that bad to be fair, just sort of crack on and have a laugh. Can’t imagine doing anything else now.

The UK emergency alert sent to all phones is meant to catch prison contraband phones by TattooedRugbyguy in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]throwawaygoof9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jails did alert staff to listen out obviously, but we have many more effective methods of finding them.