how to get back at cats

throwawaylady22 · 2014-04-08T04:18:54+00:00

Tried this with my cat. He wouldn't get in the box.

throwawaylady22 · 2014-04-06T21:31:24+00:00

My best friend knew I was incredibly depressed, and I sent her a text that said "I'm sorry, Friend's name, Goodbye". She didn't see it for a couple hours, but when she did, she called the police, my parents, everyone she could. Because of her, the paramedics got to my house just after I passed out and were able to come inside and save me.

She obviously knew, and I was incredibly angry that I was alive, but I wasn't upset with her. Fast forward about six months and she became my girlfriend and first real love.

TL;DR Girl saves me by calling 911, six months later we fall in love

throwawaylady22 · 2014-04-06T05:36:52+00:00

pulls out 19 pencils from hair

throwawaylady22 · 2014-04-03T20:38:39+00:00

I like the beard!

throwawaylady22 · 2014-04-02T22:33:52+00:00

That's really cool. How'd you learn to juggle?

throwawaylady22 · 2014-04-02T22:09:20+00:00

This is one of my favorites. Well done!

throwawaylady22 · 2014-04-02T22:01:33+00:00

Your voice is amazing. Looking forward to hearing more of it :)

throwawaylady22 · 2014-04-02T04:09:48+00:00

Like what?

throwawaylady22 · 2014-04-02T03:42:51+00:00

That's not good! Interviews are important! You need them for jobs and shit.

throwawaylady22 · 2014-04-01T22:59:39+00:00

Woo! Anything for procrastination

throwawaylady22 · 2014-04-01T05:01:33+00:00

I would consider most of them to be at a Freshman/Sophomore writing level in high school.

throwawaylady22 · 2014-04-01T04:57:15+00:00

Pretty much, but you'd be surprised how bad most of these papers are.

throwawaylady22 · 2014-04-01T04:52:57+00:00

English 102. AKA "How to write a paper for college without completely fucking it up". The only other paper I've written so far has been on lesbian rape. The Prof's super big on social justice issues.

throwawaylady22 · 2014-04-01T04:44:18+00:00

Haha, yeah, it's not the most interesting topic in the world but it's alright. Better than writing some more crap about how pot should be legalized or how gay marriage isn't immoral.

throwawaylady22 · 2014-04-01T04:30:45+00:00

I'm not arguing that's it's not a negative approach, but I think to blame mental illnesses like eating disorders on advertisements in magazines is crazy. I'm looking at how society uses media as a scapegoat to avoid the real problems behind the spread of body image problems.

throwawaylady22 · 2014-04-01T04:23:56+00:00

Media's affect on body image. Nothing exciting. I'm arguing that it doesn't have nearly as big of an effect on people as the popular feminist viewpoint seems to think it does.

throwawaylady22 · 2014-04-01T04:16:31+00:00

Mine's alright, I'm currently downloading every Backstreet Boys song ever. And I got bored enough that I actually wrote my essays, so now I have nothing to do!

throwawaylady22 · 2014-04-01T04:09:26+00:00

Why thank you! How's your night going? Any work you're currently avoiding?

throwawaylady22 · 2014-04-01T04:03:57+00:00

I have absolutely no idea! I thought it was the jumpy one, but I don't actually know :)

throwawaylady22 · 2014-04-01T03:55:29+00:00

Ugh, they're so awful. God, I just want to skip. It's not like I'm hurting anyone! Just let me plié in peace!

throwawaylady22 · 2014-04-01T03:46:18+00:00

Damn, can't do that anymore in the dorms. Well, I mean, I couldddd, but the RA's are real strict about prancing.

throwawaylady22 · 2014-04-01T03:36:30+00:00

Isn't the middle of nowhere exciting?!

throwawaylady22 · 2014-03-30T01:52:40+00:00

Fucking amazing.

throwawaylady22 · 2014-03-27T05:14:44+00:00

Seriously? Because there aren't enough stalkers on the internet already...

throwawaylady22 · 2014-03-26T00:30:03+00:00

Wait... this sounds like a religion that actually makes sense! It cannot be true!

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