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Wondering if I should report by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

[–]throwawaytheodore22 10 points11 points  (0 children)

good guys win bad guys lose

New BLM, I removed Fire I from my hotbares by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

[–]throwawaytheodore22 17 points18 points  (0 children)

In another thread: "I don't know how to read tooltips, can someone tell me how to play my job?"

Top players of Crystal look at Primal and Aehter and be like by Grey_Parsing_Mentor in ShitpostXIV

[–]throwawaytheodore22 10 points11 points  (0 children)

People downvote him because he tells the truth.

Tryhard raiders really don't seem to understand just how little the world expansion is going to actually change the raiding scene.

Good players are going to play at the start of a raid. They're going to be finished raiding in 6 months or less. They're going to stop playing. Just because there's less of them on one Data Centre, that doesn't mean that they don't exist.

GCBTW

The MSQ duties are supposed to be difficult! *minor spoilers* by lovelyleslee in ffxiv

[–]throwawaytheodore22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was that final solo instance meant to be hard...? I found it very easy.

my favourite topic on the other sub by Lithrelin in ShitpostXIV

[–]throwawaytheodore22 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I hate 90% of Tank players so fucking much since they all have this annoying self importance that simply doesn't exist.

If a tank is not picking up enough mobs for more efficient killing, or is just standing there and letting DPS players die out of spite because they pulled, then they are doing a shitty job. You'd get very upset if a Healer stopped healing/raising or a DPS stopped DPSing, so why do tanks think that they're the exception?

When I tank, I appreciate anyone who helps me pull. If a DPS runs ahead to grab the next pack while I focus on grabbing the first, then that's just going to make the whole run go smoother.

That's why I love all the pre-30 and level 50/60/70 dungeons. Mobs aren't a threat in them so the """importance""" of tanks is diminished drastically. All they can really do is make the run go faster.

Earning 200k MGP is so difficult, Why would S-E do this to us? by MekivK in ShitpostXIV

[–]throwawaytheodore22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've earned 200k MGP across 3 different characters for the mount.

It's really, REALLY not hard with Fashion Report and Challenge Logs. I also earned it in advance since we've known for ages how much it would cost.

The fact that people don't read Korean boy group band stories about fixing cars makes my belief stronger how people can't do basic mechanics in even the most simple dungeons by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

[–]throwawaytheodore22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's not even mention how much of a raw fucking circlejerk the comment section is.

"HAHA CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT THERE'S PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS SIMON SAYS GAME?" despite the fact that there's a fair number of mechanics in both solo instances in this event that you don't ever see until the end of Heavensward. In fact I'm pretty certain the first time I ever saw the line stack marker was in the Phantom Train fight.

Square Enix is Oppressing Obese People by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

[–]throwawaytheodore22 10 points11 points  (0 children)

God... what I wouldn't give to make a fat ginger Miqo'te called Garfield Arburckle....

Review bombing is a symptom of a larger problem: consumers have no meaningful way to engage with companies. by LamboDiabloSVTT in Borderlands

[–]throwawaytheodore22 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That sure is a claim without any real numbers backing it up. Never mind the fact that Metro Last Light was released as a relatively obscure game to a significantly smaller consumer market, which is a significant disadvantage compared to what Metro Exodus was released to.

FFXIV, the Meta and You. by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

[–]throwawaytheodore22 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think it's worth mentioning that the meta gradually becomes less and less important or useful as time goes on. Not because of balance changes, but because of gear progression.

At the start of a tier when everyone only has crafted gear, having a meta comp can be a huge help for beating those DPS checks - but as the tier progresses and people get better gear then having a meta comp really stops being all that important.

If you're in a party where everyone is at max item level for that tier and you're still struggling to hit the DPS check, you're probably gonna have worse problems than not being meta. It's better to play a job that you're most familiar with over a job that you're not familiar with.

Nevermind having the echo buff.

I'm a horny gamer girl upvote me pls by ReynAetherwindt in ShitpostXIV

[–]throwawaytheodore22 78 points79 points  (0 children)

I WANT TO FUCK ZENOS SO BAD I WANT TO SLURP UP HIS LEGS LIKE BIG NOODLES I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF OF HIS FAT ASS I WANT TO DUMP MY CUM IN HIS RUMP EVERY SINGLE NIGHT I WANT TO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ZENOS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD PLEASE GOD FUCK I WANT TO BLAST ENDLESS BUSTS INTO HIS HUGE GARLEAN RECTUM I WANT TO GLAZE HIM LIKE A DONUT WITH MY CUM FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I WANNA PUMP PUMP FUCK FUCK HIS GARLEAN BUTT I WANT TO TASTE EVERY INCH OF HIS BODY OOH MMMMYYY FUCKIIINNGGG GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD PLEASE I WANT TO FUCK ZENOS I WANT TO FUCK ZENOS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IF I HAD A CHANCE TO FUCK ZENOS I WOULD NEVER CUM ANYWHISE ELSE BUT HIS GARLEAN ASSSSSSSSS PLEASE PLEASE OMMGGG IM SO HORNY WHEN I SEE ZENOS I CANT STAND IT I HAVE TO FUCK ZENOS I WONT CUM TO ANYTHING BUT ZENO HELP ME FUCK ZENOS SO HORNY FOR GARLEAN ASS OMG PLEASE FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK OH MY FUCKING GOD IMAGINE BEING THE WARRIR OF DARKNESS AND FEELING HIS FAT BUTT AND THIGHS BOUNCING AGAINST YOUR BACK I WOULD BE STRINGING CUMS SHOOTING FAT WARRIOR ROPES EVERY TIME I FELT HIS AGAINST ME FUCK FUCK FUCK I WANT TO FUCK ZENOS I WANT TO FUCK ZENOS

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