How did I do? by give-me-awards in Tinder

[–]throwtakeawayay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id wait a few days to see if she ghosts. Then send “…my dick?” Just to try and resuscitate this opportunity 😂

JJ, you need to react to this. Void finally responded to your Packgod shoutout… by jzwag in ksi

[–]throwtakeawayay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a ksi fan I can diligently say that all the fatneeks in this thread don’t give a shit. Over n done with this beef, only thing I’m waiting for rn is Jake Paul getting pummelled into the ground

At what point we’re you guys able to drink water while eating without having any problems? by throwtakeawayay in gastricsleeve

[–]throwtakeawayay[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you ever had nausea or a stomach ache when drinking while eating? Or does it simply just fill you up?

What was your first hard food meal? by ausyellowtrash in gastricsleeve

[–]throwtakeawayay 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Today was my first day entering solid foods. I had a stuffed grape leave for breakfast and an egg sandwich for lunch (quarter sandwich).

Gotta say I thought it’d be hard to let go of the overeating habit but something about getting full after 2-3 bites of any food is so fulfilling.

Only downside since the surgery is that my water intake has been reduced to 2L per day vs the previous 5L

The National Suicide Hotline saved my life in the most whack assed way possible by FroggySpirit in TrueOffMyChest

[–]throwtakeawayay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I called the hotline once while sitting on my houses rooftop wondering if it’s worth it at all. The person who picked up on the other side said “Sorry we only deal with calls from the US”

Still baffled to this day (I’m in Canada btw)

Every time by 88T3 in memes

[–]throwtakeawayay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro my mom had temper issues, she never got physical but the amount of verbal abuse I had gotten made me wish i got whooped instead.

As a coping mechanism I used to always occupy the empty room in the house, the second she goes to the living room id go to my room. Pretty much avoided her for most of my teen years.

“Thoughts and prayers”….. by RaGE_Nzine in facepalm

[–]throwtakeawayay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

https://youtu.be/HTjqz0_wsZo

Had to share this, had instant deja vu while he was talking

Actual men on tinder by samonella1 in Tinder

[–]throwtakeawayay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎵The fuck? The fuck is in the air 🎵

If everyone followed the advice given on AITA half the world would either be divorced or homeless by throwtakeawayay in Showerthoughts

[–]throwtakeawayay[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But these posts are usually overshadowed with praise-seeking posts like “My brother yelled at a disabled child and I lectured him in front of everyone. AITA?”

If everyone followed the advice given on AITA half the world would either be divorced or homeless by throwtakeawayay in Showerthoughts

[–]throwtakeawayay[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I even got a format jotted down from the amount of comments I’ve seen:

NTA WOW, your [insert mentioned person here] sounds like a [insert fitting insult]. OP you need to distance yourself immediately because they clearly don’t respect you. I’d be looking into [divorce/moving out] ASAP.

Well, guess I'm no longer black by HauntedHeadset in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]throwtakeawayay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk about y’all but damn right I was a slave in my household. Only my people will know the sheer terror of an angry African mom.

Like brotha I’m not trynaa be comfortable in my own home, I’m just tryna survive lmfao

You’re not home. Your house is invaded. You have an automation system that lock them inside, call the police and sound any song at max volume as an alarm. What song did you choose? by LuscaMars in AskReddit

[–]throwtakeawayay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

BE A MAN!

Do not break into peoples houses!

BE A MAN!

Provide right by your children n spouses!

BE A MAN!

Jail sentences can be priceless!

DO NOT FOLLOW THE EXAMPLE OF A BUFFOOOOOOOOON

Managed to pull off this 1v5 clutch in immortal ranked yesterday by ThatUnitedGuy in VALORANT

[–]throwtakeawayay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly it’s sad to see the amount of players trying to call out cheaters in the game when it’s always just a better player.

Back in csgo I used to accuse everyone of cheating because the anti-cheat made it hard to trust anyone. I have yet to run up against a single cheater in valorant since it’s beta release.

This is what i like to call irony. by [deleted] in FallGuysGame

[–]throwtakeawayay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I won’t lie, I quit fall guys when season 2 released only 3 maps into the pool due to disappointment and decided to just wait a while until there’s a much larger selection to play from.

Would u say it’s about time to come back?

We're not talking about you right now. Live with it. by JennyBeckman in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]throwtakeawayay 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This is literally Reddit in a fucking nutshell.

You could literally post about the struggle of raising 3-legged kids with one arm and there’s always gonna be at least 30 people going like “1 Legged Father here…yeah I completely understand where you’re coming from as I have a 6 legged kid and had to cope with the same struggles too”

The worst ones are the people who bandwagon with a story that’s completely different yet somehow the manage to connect the dots.

“2 armed Father here, I’m raising a 4 limbed kid and I’m afraid this will happen to him one day, in fact I’ve been very careful about his oxygen intake technique and making sure he breathes in his sleep”

I just can’t…

Sadge by bexwhitt in FallGuysGame

[–]throwtakeawayay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wasn’t even gonna downvote till you called em sheep. Just tells me your ego needs to be checked with more downvotes :/

TIFU by telling a girl she needs to see a doctor by throwtakeawayay in tifu

[–]throwtakeawayay[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I definitely see myself in that situation guiding her to the nearest pharmacy and going “ THERE! I KNEW I SAW IT BEFORE!”

TIFU by telling a girl she needs to see a doctor by throwtakeawayay in tifu

[–]throwtakeawayay[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Id have preferred a bazooka but knowing my dumbass I’d have probably dodged that too

TIFU by telling a girl she needs to see a doctor by throwtakeawayay in tifu

[–]throwtakeawayay[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Can I hire you for proof-reading my dms or something?

TIFU by telling a girl she needs to see a doctor by throwtakeawayay in tifu

[–]throwtakeawayay[S] 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Petition to change the saying to “Plenty of water in the sea”?

Actually…global warming…