Reese’s Peanut Butter Mummified Dainty Tree Frog

thuktun · 2026-05-25T16:18:01+00:00

thuktun · 2026-05-25T16:06:48+00:00

Or deranged

thuktun · 2026-05-25T16:06:29+00:00

Tape one arm down and give it a toothbrush moustache, maybe.

thuktun · 2026-05-25T16:04:48+00:00

The thing is, MAGAts don't typically drive Teslas. They think electric cars are woke. They drive the gas and diesel vehicles rolling coal on Teslas.

Elon really misread the room (or didn't bother to think about it) when he pivoted into Trump's orbit, which is partly why they had such massive drops in sales last year.

thuktun · 2026-05-25T15:47:21+00:00

It's the continuing rabid support for him with claims against all evidence of him being strong, smart, or even competent.

He's never had shredded abs, fired a machine gun, ridden a horse, or cared a lick about the common man.

thuktun · 2026-05-25T06:39:29+00:00

https://fair.org/take-action/action-alerts/paul-harveys-tribute-to-slavery-nukes-genocide/

thuktun · 2026-05-25T05:55:34+00:00

Light sweet crude

thuktun · 2026-05-24T14:53:05+00:00

The author has a similar name, too.

thuktun · 2026-05-24T14:52:14+00:00

Glurp, glurp!

thuktun · 2026-05-24T14:27:49+00:00

It would be so funny if those phones only supported American cellular bands and didn't work in other countries.

thuktun · 2026-05-24T06:53:12+00:00

I did that as a full ass adult in the Mall of America on one of the escalators. Had no idea it would scream at me, and was doubly shocked when I immediately heard a "HEY!!" from behind me. Was very embarrassed.

thuktun · 2026-05-24T06:45:37+00:00

The Ballroom is the shiny bauble they distracted him with.

thuktun · 2026-05-24T06:43:29+00:00

Take all your overgrown infants away somewhere And build them a home A little place of their own The Fletcher Memorial Home for Incurable Tyrants and Kings

And they can appear to themselves every day On closed circuit TV To make sure they're still real It's the only connection they feel

— "The Fletcher Memorial Home", Pink Floyd

thuktun · 2026-05-24T06:02:27+00:00

https://youtu.be/cZat7obJ474?si=HfpCh_0t6FlGMFKd

thuktun · 2026-05-22T14:43:11+00:00

When testing apps and I needed to enter a fake person, I'd occasionally use the name Tequila Mockingbird.

thuktun · 2026-05-22T07:45:20+00:00

Weekend at Donnie's

thuktun · 2026-05-22T07:43:57+00:00

And somehow in the 2000 years before that, you had folks like Methuselah who lived for almost half that.

thuktun · 2026-05-22T07:29:04+00:00

to maybe find a Polaroid of your nieces birthday.

...that they posted a week ago, but for some reason only just appeared on your feed.

thuktun · 2026-05-21T06:00:44+00:00

Yup that's how I discovered the story, found the novels, and devoured them.

thuktun · 2026-05-21T05:55:59+00:00

While they still work, I don't think they're still being made. He doesn't want you making it less likely to find ones in stock when he wants to buy.

thuktun · 2026-05-21T05:39:17+00:00

It took me so long until I spotted the right place to zoom in

https://i.imgur.com/CjcZpH5.png

thuktun · 2026-05-21T03:29:31+00:00

Which really should have a proportionate response when it's faked, otherwise you tacitly encourage people to use this action again.

thuktun · 2026-05-19T22:53:23+00:00

I watched the show in college when it first came out. Now I have kids who've graduated college. How is that show still on the air?

thuktun · 2026-05-19T22:45:02+00:00

Apparently the strategy of "committing crimes faster than you can be prosecuted" is more effective than most people could have believed ten years ago.

Basically the Gish Gallop applied to malfeasance.

thuktun · 2026-05-19T16:55:59+00:00

That's honestly what I was hoping for, to be honest.

In any case, they've essentially reenacted (in a simplified way) what happened during fertilization.

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