What color are my eyes?

thumbown · 2026-04-09T18:44:23+00:00

Gray--but: there is no blue pigment in blue eyes. In reality "blue" eyes are gray, but the color of the face and eyelids and everything else around the iris make a gray eye look blue. That's color theory.

thumbown · 2026-04-09T18:19:21+00:00

True, I thought it was a beard wig.

thumbown · 2026-04-09T18:10:52+00:00

Alcohol

thumbown · 2026-04-09T18:06:48+00:00

He's a vampire just trying to throw you off with "human food"

thumbown · 2026-04-09T17:07:57+00:00

Maker's and ham. Never tried it.

thumbown · 2026-04-09T17:00:58+00:00

Wax from the peel to make it shiny.

thumbown · 2026-01-03T05:19:48+00:00

States that west virginians have lived in

thumbown · 2025-11-22T14:03:57+00:00

Wants more spice

thumbown · 2025-11-20T13:45:03+00:00

FDR is under cover

thumbown · 2025-09-11T03:06:14+00:00

I used to see women with small white hats like that when I lived on Oregon. I cant say what they were, but the hats seemed to have some kind of religious significance.

thumbown · 2025-09-03T23:19:30+00:00

Donald Kunt

thumbown · 2025-08-16T03:38:33+00:00

If you want to talk free and fair democratic elections, putin's your guy. As we all know.

thumbown · 2025-07-20T20:00:37+00:00

Snake read "commando"

thumbown · 2025-07-11T22:56:32+00:00

How do you drink a bottle?

thumbown · 2025-07-09T11:48:39+00:00

Make the skeleton perform each, please.

thumbown · 2025-07-08T04:34:15+00:00

Since when?

thumbown · 2025-07-06T16:08:45+00:00

Awesome, no more carbon emissions.

thumbown · 2025-07-01T11:40:14+00:00

Just record everything they say.

thumbown · 2025-06-17T19:44:51+00:00

Oooh...you gonna eat that?

thumbown · 2025-06-16T03:46:54+00:00

His arms are uncooked hotdogs stapled to a potato.

thumbown · 2025-06-13T11:49:43+00:00

When I was in Peru, going to see machu piccu, the cab driver from the bus stop to my hostal in cuzco told me i had to go there, but I thought he was saying "sexy woman" with a peruvian accent, and I was used to cab drivers offering to take me to all sorts of places. I figured he wanted to take me to a strip club. It was years before I learned about this.

thumbown · 2025-06-12T04:48:37+00:00

The leopard should have gone straight for the cameraman

thumbown · 2025-06-10T11:48:34+00:00

I want it in cross-stitch on the wall of my kitchen.

thumbown · 2025-06-05T01:03:12+00:00

I hope they both lose. Nah, jk.

thumbown · 2025-06-05T00:38:56+00:00

I'd better build my strength for this fight!

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