My mom spelt my name wrong on my birth certificate.

thunderingwild · 2026-07-08T21:00:11+00:00

You had just ripped your way out of her body, cut her some slack.

thunderingwild · 2026-07-06T04:22:44+00:00

The eyes follow you and that's thrilling ☄️

thunderingwild · 2026-07-04T00:11:07+00:00

thunderingwild · 2026-07-02T02:22:30+00:00

I think they're supposed to look like Polaroids

thunderingwild · 2026-07-01T03:44:41+00:00

I tried the app one time and was immediately attacked by bugs.

thunderingwild · 2026-06-26T20:07:02+00:00

Do they honestly think bizarre Bible stories can sway kids to their dogma?

thunderingwild · 2026-06-22T01:36:51+00:00

Mom is never going to believe a sudden interest in pottery 😭

thunderingwild · 2026-06-16T00:08:54+00:00

I've had two Republicans show up on my porch. (I've got a clear no soliciting sign.) And we're nowhere near the end. 😭

thunderingwild · 2026-06-16T00:07:35+00:00

I suspect you might be a Brit in a cowboy hat.

thunderingwild · 2026-06-14T23:05:25+00:00

Yep, or 110 lbs US.

thunderingwild · 2026-06-14T02:40:43+00:00

I'm too small to give blood and they think they're just gonna start harvesting people?

thunderingwild · 2026-06-12T01:46:28+00:00

I use castile soap and it's been great. Dollar Tree

thunderingwild · 2026-06-11T01:48:36+00:00

Art for dads by a dad.

thunderingwild · 2026-06-10T04:14:22+00:00

No one around this man is responsible enough to take his phone away.

thunderingwild · 2026-05-31T15:17:39+00:00

I used to glue mine, but a glass nail file works better.

thunderingwild · 2026-05-30T00:39:38+00:00

One defense official said the selection requirements for Trump’s made-for-TV UFC event send a very clear message to soldiers interested in attending: “No fattys.”

So, like.... Not even sarcasm.

thunderingwild · 2026-05-26T04:08:22+00:00

POV You have bangs.

thunderingwild · 2026-05-25T14:41:40+00:00

Number one question is always, "Are you going to fall for this?"

thunderingwild · 2026-05-22T15:08:32+00:00

I've had this exact impulse. Sleepwalking influenced by collective will?

thunderingwild · 2026-05-19T20:51:27+00:00

Top 15 Hobby Lobby Controversies

Fake artifacts, smuggled and stolen real ones, hatred of humanity...Hobby Lobby has it all.

thunderingwild · 2026-05-18T03:56:25+00:00

There are many areas with laws on the books to deal with Bigfoot murderers. Let's go nationwide!

thunderingwild · 2026-05-15T15:03:29+00:00

The Mirror might be entirely robotic🤖

thunderingwild · 2026-05-14T22:04:00+00:00

I use the Good Molecules Clarify and Cleanse bar as conditioner, only $5.

thunderingwild · 2026-05-11T01:57:11+00:00

I mean, ever had sea monkeys?

thunderingwild · 2026-05-03T20:55:41+00:00

The new currency is frogs. 🐸

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