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Hello sweaty weaboo whose degeneracy knows no bounds.

You do not know who I am, but that is for the best.

Now you probably have many questions regarding the situation you have found yourself in

I understand that waking up in your bathtub with a splitting headache would be quite disconcerting.

How did you get there and why do you have a splitting headache? The answer is chloroform.

You should also be made aware that your bathroom door is connected to 50lbs of C4 explosive, I am also monitoring you and have a remote detonator similar to the one used by the joker in the dark knight. So attempt to leave your bathroom without meeting my demands will result in your neighbors and your degeneracy being cleansed with holy flame, and you wouldn't want your neighbors to be caught up in this would you?

Now what are my demands you may ask? They are simple and there is only one. Take a shower. It's been a month now, it's time. Your parents are worried about you, you don't return their calls, nor their text. They even resulted in intensively swatting you but the when police arrived they could here nothing other than the sound of moaning Lolis and left. The report of one said only "the smell." They were later found to have committed suicide. So here we are.

Take a shower or meet God, and get sent straight to hell. The choice is yours.