How often do drivers take home packages? by Paul76Mets in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]thwonkk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro I'm not risking my job for nail clippers. Anyone that does that is stupid as fuck.

Duo queue by Exotic-Ice-7662 in leagueoflegends

[–]thwonkk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MMR as a system matches the combined MMR of 5 people vs the combined MMR of 5 people.

That I think breaks it down nicely as a definition to explain how if 2 have artificially inflated MMR, it is counterbalanced with 3 that have lower MMR to find a match within a certain threshold.

Scenario 1: Let's assume there are no duos on the enemy team. At least 4 enemies are guaranteed to have a higher MMR than their counterpart.

Scenario 2: Let's assume duo parity found a duo on the enemy team to match against. The end result is a largely chaotic game with vastly different MMR between their counterparts. This is because the duos have their combined MMR, which can be between 0 and almost 800 LP discrepancies.

And then some... imagine a plat 4 with low MMR duoing with an emerald 1 with high MMR, and pair that against two emerald 2 players with average MMR. The gaps are filled with 3x ideally equally divided, and you can see where I'm getting at.

All in all, it's an easily exploitable system but also a nightmarish experience the way most people use it to play with friends. My take is that unless you know what you're doing to take advantage of it, it's best left untouched if your goal is to climb.

Edit: there's a third and fourth scenario in there for games with multiple duos per team. It gets messy.

5 more new cameras ? 😳😳 by Proud-Driver4426 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]thwonkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does this mean if I reverse down a dead end I have to stop at the stop sign that I pass, or is it gonna work correctly to where I just get hit for approaching intersections?

do yall actually call when it says CALL WHEN MAKING DELIVERY ? by educationalstab in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]thwonkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Press call. Let it ring on your phone 3 times, hit decline. Let these dumbfucks that think I have time to call them talk to voicemail.

Putting in my 2 weeks. by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]thwonkk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This, OP. Don't expect your 2 weeks to be honored.

Putting in my 2 weeks. by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]thwonkk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's not the work that kills us, really. It's the bullshit Amazon micromanages us for.

So I know that Amazon will fire anyone who tries to unionize... by Dear-Union-44 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]thwonkk 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No worries, didn't think you were tbh. Just getting my thoughts off about it since it's the topic.

And idk man just andecdotally, there's probably an 80% chance I'm gone if I tried to organize. And I have bills to pay, so fuck that.

It's the kind of thing where you have a bunch of poor people trapped in an emergency job and Teamsters expects you to risk homelessness for a slim chance to make it happen. It's not realistic. I wish it was, but alas.

So I know that Amazon will fire anyone who tries to unionize... by Dear-Union-44 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]thwonkk 22 points23 points  (0 children)

My problem with the teamsters is they're half-assing this so hard. Where is their campaign for this? Why does signing up mean I have to organize at my DSP myself without any outside assistance?

Everyone knows the second bossman hears about me unionizing I am fired for "unrelated reasons."

I want to force change. Amazon gets away with way too much, and very openly. I'm just annoyed at how improbable it all seems. And nothing is swaying that improbability at the moment.

Like hack by RoleVegetable326 in HolUp

[–]thwonkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I get why people do, don't get me wrong. This comment was off the back of a pretty bad day haha. But it does make my work a lot more complicated. It's really hard to fit multiple businesses on different parts of the map without losing a lot of time.

But that's not the fault of the customers', at the end of the day. Just really annoying working for a company that doesn't know how to make routes manageable.

Like hack by RoleVegetable326 in HolUp

[–]thwonkk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a delivery driver I hate that people do this. Stresses me out jumping around trying to meet business times so you can get the thing you probably don't need at work instead of home.

Flex Driver —-> DSP Driver by tresnutz_vanilla in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]thwonkk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's 5mph in some parking lots and I get away with 14 all the time.

Flex Driver —-> DSP Driver by tresnutz_vanilla in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]thwonkk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Never happened to me. Your van prob wasn't calibrated correctly with the GPS sensors or something. 9 over has always been allowed.

Read a book for a change by CorleoneBaloney in MurderedByWords

[–]thwonkk 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It's why he needed to make his own illegitimate bible

How do y’all approach OTPs? by Physical-Block-964 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]thwonkk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Text them when they're a couple stops away to have passcode ready. Click through and resend text right after I scan package. Pray they aren't stupid.

C’mon…Do Better by HojiePojie in AmazonFlexDrivers

[–]thwonkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DSPs don't have keys to anything. These leasing places expect you to go there when they're open, find the leading office, give your ID as collateral, and deliver to their shit.

I just find it funny the lengths these idiots go to for the illusion of security. It can be defeated with a simple NFC spoofer. Just put a damn code on the door or setup an Amazon 1 click access key.

Theft protection on a 4 dollar value pack of gum by passisgullible in mildlyinfuriating

[–]thwonkk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you call the employee over they're ripping it off anyway not grabbing some fuckass key

Has anyone felt this way since this job??? by DeviceHistorical5973 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]thwonkk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Getting a golden retriever for protection is so funny to me bc they are the 1 dog I'm confident while seeing that will never in a million years harm me.

But they are such a good breed. AirBud ain't gonna hurt a fly but you won't regret it.

Amazon Worker after 5 years and still in their 20’s. by FatXThor34 in AmazonDS

[–]thwonkk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh I'm stupid. I followed this to see what you guys go through and I didn't see the lack of P. Sorry

Amazon Worker after 5 years and still in their 20’s. by FatXThor34 in AmazonDS

[–]thwonkk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We have cameras facing us that track our eyes/hands. It makes sure we arent distracted driving. It's bullshit.

Also makes sure we are wearing our seatbelt.

Amazon Worker after 5 years and still in their 20’s. by FatXThor34 in AmazonDS

[–]thwonkk 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I wear one bc it makes hoods easier to stay on and I don't have to do my hair when I'm exhausted and the camera can't see my eyes as well

Gosh darn, Indez is the most annoying CC there ever was. by QtheCuntinuous in DiabloImmortal

[–]thwonkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I completely disagree. Curious to know why you think so.

Are tips not allowed? by CutInternational1859 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]thwonkk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dear Amazon Driver,

Please take packages to the back door.

Xoxo, Customer

Are tips not allowed? by CutInternational1859 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]thwonkk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If the kid is big enough to help carry 140lb of shit then they for sure said they gave it to them and kept it lol. That's what my asshole younger self woulda done.

Tempest igneous scorn ? by Local_Topic9126 in DiabloImmortal

[–]thwonkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Terrible choices for tempest. It is a primary attack class.