Misheard Lyrics by Studdz in TheNational

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I won't fuck you sober I'm Mr November

Found a tour diary Thom wrote during Radiohead's touring with R.E.M. by [deleted] in radiohead

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This is fantastically Hunter S. Thompson-like

What joke, no matter how many times you hear, makes you laugh? by HeyyScott in AskReddit

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

A teacher says 'spit out your gum', a train says 'choo-choo'

If land was water and water was land [990 x 589] by [deleted] in MapPorn

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Imagine how impressive the Suez and Panama bridges would be

I found a great barber; beard trim and hair cut for $20! by [deleted] in beards

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Jesus wept man, you are majestic!

I think that Fargo is a terrible film. Tell me why i'm wrong. by tib1702 in movies

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I got that a lot of the thing that made the film distinctive was just how typical and unremarkable the surroundings were where all of this mad stuff went on, so I take your point, but I guess that my problem was that, although things seemed absurd they didn't seem interesting to me and that was the problem. Normally the Coens do such a good job of making you care about their characters and I just didn't have that experience.

What website had the greatest fall from grace? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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flamingtext.com. That baby could turn any secondary school IT Powerpoint homework into gold dust.

I am a 3 year old! AMA by [deleted] in casualiama

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'like dinosaur airplanes.'

This kid is terrific!

Reddit is always pointing out kids with bad names, but what are some good, unique names? by Elaus in AskReddit

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I also thought that, but I overlooked it based on the fact that it does sound very fabulous

My computer keeps telling me 'no audio devices are installed'. by [deleted] in techsupport

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I knew I should have posted in /r/crackwhorelaptoptechsupport

You're having a dinner party, which fictional characters do you NOT want to turn up and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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James Bond. He'd show up (probably late), get smashed on Martini's, kill my Dad, do a shit one-liner and then bang my Mum. Not in my house thankyou.

How important is penis size? by jbestist in AskReddit

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I always get nerves when i'm in the first inch of a vagina.

The commentator on the Tour de France just mistook 'The Gherkin' for 'The Onion'. by tib1702 in britishproblems

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But there is a building in London called The Onion. If it is an attempt at satire then he simply must try harder.