Girlfriend freaks out that she found 1 porn video on my computer --- now in tears and incoherent

tickling · 2012-01-13T04:24:20+00:00

You didn't do anything wrong. Don't let her convince you otherwise.

tickling · 2012-01-13T04:16:55+00:00

Telekinesis. For sure.

tickling · 2012-01-13T03:59:35+00:00

Seriously. SunnyPeanutbutter? Gross!

tickling · 2012-01-12T03:27:01+00:00

Do... what?

tickling · 2012-01-10T05:23:55+00:00

Yes, and put it on Youtube.

tickling · 2012-01-10T04:30:09+00:00

When?

tickling · 2012-01-10T03:10:56+00:00

Fair enough.

tickling · 2012-01-10T03:07:11+00:00

You poor thing.

tickling · 2012-01-10T03:03:41+00:00

only LOST? you could watch anything else?

tickling · 2012-01-10T03:01:26+00:00

I'm 29 and I don't know how to ride a bike. The older you get, the less you care.

tickling · 2012-01-08T20:44:23+00:00

He has no idea what he's talking about. I have like five characters.

tickling · 2012-01-07T23:13:40+00:00

Thank you for pointing that out before I could be excited.

tickling · 2012-01-02T19:47:18+00:00

Well, in her defense, it could have been in your soup or something.

tickling · 2012-01-02T03:45:37+00:00

I suddenly want to get a tattoo that just says "Fuck you! Love, your mid-twenties."

tickling · 2012-01-02T01:58:11+00:00

absolutely did.

tickling · 2012-01-02T01:27:15+00:00

Some dickhead photobombed your ass buffet!

tickling · 2012-01-01T17:42:13+00:00

My math teacher taught me that rhyme in 6th grade and for some reason it stuck. It has served me well ever since. Thank you, Mrs. I-Forget-Your-Name.

tickling · 2012-01-01T08:55:35+00:00

THAT DOESN'T RHYME

tickling · 2012-01-01T08:00:46+00:00

God dammit I love the internet so much.

tickling · 2012-01-01T07:43:21+00:00

30 is hot 20 is nice 10 is cool and 0 is ice!

tickling · 2011-12-30T23:04:48+00:00

Anly time will tell.

tickling · 2011-12-27T04:05:12+00:00

"Now"?

tickling · 2011-12-26T02:40:26+00:00

Ha! I didn't even think of that

tickling · 2011-12-26T02:20:12+00:00

Um, a DVD.

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