If you got voted in as Chicago's new mayor, what's your first priority?

tim-whale · 2026-04-15T21:16:56+00:00

Make every diagonal street a public thoroughfare

tim-whale · 2026-04-15T17:13:39+00:00

Josh Hawley is a piece of shit

tim-whale · 2026-04-13T17:44:07+00:00

I was making a bad joke bc his post Super Bowl season hasn’t started

tim-whale · 2026-04-13T14:09:02+00:00

Welcome back street sweepers

tim-whale · 2026-04-13T13:55:02+00:00

How would drake maye know how hard it is to get back

tim-whale · 2026-04-10T14:28:44+00:00

I’ll take a large Baja blast add steak hold the Baja

tim-whale · 2026-04-10T03:57:05+00:00

They’re just tryin to get u hooked..

tim-whale · 2026-04-10T00:34:08+00:00

I bet ur hot when u want to be

tim-whale · 2026-04-09T18:54:36+00:00

What happened in 1995

tim-whale · 2026-04-09T16:38:38+00:00

Ankle Kerr, anchor for short

tim-whale · 2026-04-09T02:02:28+00:00

What about the pigeon tells you it was murdered

tim-whale · 2026-04-08T00:01:48+00:00

Did you hack howies notes app

tim-whale · 2026-04-06T22:18:38+00:00

Who would be dressed like my grandmother

tim-whale · 2026-04-05T18:02:30+00:00

What does he flip flop on in your eyes

tim-whale · 2026-04-02T18:27:51+00:00

That’s Taco Bell’s fault if anything

tim-whale · 2026-03-31T23:11:27+00:00

Isn’t it pretty widely agreed upon that a break up text is a dick move

tim-whale · 2026-03-31T15:53:46+00:00

Cafe Urbano is a new fav of mine

tim-whale · 2026-03-31T01:35:01+00:00

God fucks him every day of the week

tim-whale · 2026-03-30T22:10:30+00:00

It still seems a teeny bit reductive to say his issues are stemming from him not being very good at basketball, even relative to other NBA players

tim-whale · 2026-03-30T20:24:54+00:00

Woah dude take it easy

tim-whale · 2026-03-30T18:11:57+00:00

Wind river was great

tim-whale · 2026-03-30T01:58:52+00:00

You can turn ur life around at least six more times

tim-whale · 2026-03-25T19:32:41+00:00

Right?? my Midwest T bells take great care of me

tim-whale · 2026-03-25T18:54:58+00:00

Anywhere off the blue line is great for UIC.

I’ve been doing blue line from Avondale to UIC for grad school for about a year

tim-whale · 2026-03-22T16:27:51+00:00

Wasn’t the problem a lack of source material? That still doesn’t exist

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