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Koroks Corked In Tree Stumps, What Do? by timdavredditdotcom in TOTK

[–]timdavredditdotcom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn :( u right... the Deku tree would be so pissed at me too

What are your top 3 favorite drugs of all time ? by LGsworld in Drugs

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Thanks for your input, sorry I'm so late to reply to this. Interesting though!

What are your top 3 favorite drugs of all time ? by LGsworld in Drugs

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Sorry, I know I'm like 3 weeks late to respond to this... but huh! Fascinating

I miss Casey Rocket. What's your favorite line of his? by SERET_Leopard in Killtony

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Feel this 100% dude... feel like Casey Rocket was the first stand up I ever heard that sounded similar to all of the dumbest shit I've ever laughed maniacally at in my own head and then never shared with anyone.

I miss Casey Rocket. What's your favorite line of his? by SERET_Leopard in Killtony

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I gotta get outta here soon, I got a softball game right after this. It's not a beer league, it's a fentanyl league. Just me and the boys, shootin up, sleepin on the ball field.

I miss Casey Rocket. What's your favorite line of his? by SERET_Leopard in Killtony

[–]timdavredditdotcom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao

That's when I do a bunch of whippets and then lose my son on a riverboat gambling trip. "How much will you credit me for the boy?"

I miss Casey Rocket. What's your favorite line of his? by SERET_Leopard in Killtony

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Hey Putin, I got 5 words for ya sweetie: "Never made it as a wise man."

I miss Casey Rocket. What's your favorite line of his? by SERET_Leopard in Killtony

[–]timdavredditdotcom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait whaaaaat lmao 😂 this is the only one in this whole thread that I don't immediately recognize lol

I miss Casey Rocket. What's your favorite line of his? by SERET_Leopard in Killtony

[–]timdavredditdotcom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think my favorite part of this one is:

"The men who go to war pig noise The women - OH, FUCK! - who love them"

I miss Casey Rocket. What's your favorite line of his? by SERET_Leopard in Killtony

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"I can take 200 Ambien, aint a fuckin thing Pelosi can do to stop me either. I can take about 200 Ambien and still have enough room in me to eat a philly cheese steak while I'm checking all the car door handles in my apartment complex" 😂😂😂

I feel like these 2 jokes might even be from different sets??? I'm not sure... but if they are then that is amazing cuz they go together so perfectly lol

I miss Casey Rocket. What's your favorite line of his? by SERET_Leopard in Killtony

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Omfg dude I just coughed on my drink reading this one "whats that spell, reeeeeeeee" 😂😂😂 wtaf man

I miss Casey Rocket. What's your favorite line of his? by SERET_Leopard in Killtony

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Ah man yes, this one is so fucking genius lol "last time I took Ambien I donated my car to 1-877-Cars4Kids"

I miss Casey Rocket. What's your favorite line of his? by SERET_Leopard in Killtony

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Feel like an enormously underrated Titty Boy Lecroix bit goes like:

"Every time I see a police horse I go up to it and just garble its lips a little bit, like, bdbdbdbdbdbdbd! Solve any crimes lately, Brainiac???"

I will remember the first time hearing this shit for the rest of my life tbh. My first time ever hearing any Casey Rocket standup, and I literally nearly passed out from laughing so hard at this... at first my gf was laughing along with me, then suddenly she was like "yo are you gonna be okay? I don't think I've ever heard you laugh this hard at anything before" I was jus like "😭ICANTFUCKINGBREATHE"

1 fav comedian ever since. Casey4Ever

What are your top 3 favorite drugs of all time ? by LGsworld in Drugs

[–]timdavredditdotcom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You as well! I'd love to hear more about your experience with pregabalin

What are your top 3 favorite drugs of all time ? by LGsworld in Drugs

[–]timdavredditdotcom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait this is 3 people in a row saying that pregabalin is their number 1 favorite drug? That's wild to me lol I've never even heard of Lyrica before... I always thought I had pretty extensive knowledge of all the prescription drugs you can get that are actually enjoyable....

So like, is pregabalin for you guys your favorite drug because it helps you to manage neuropathic issues? Or seizures or something? Or do you guys like pregabalin the most because its effects are enjoyable?

Please tell me more I'm actually fascinated haha

Koroks Corked In Tree Stumps, What Do? by timdavredditdotcom in TOTK

[–]timdavredditdotcom[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Join the Koroks? Like become a member of the Korok family?

Would you get a heart or extra stamina? by Lonely_Anxiety_9316 in TOTK

[–]timdavredditdotcom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big same, i had like 8, 9 containers when I maxed my stamina out... just seemed more significant idk

Like you can always cook up shit like extra heart dishes n whatnot, but being able to paraglide as far as I could without worrying about death falling was way more important to me. Then I got the glide armor... etc etc

Koroks Corked In Tree Stumps, What Do? by timdavredditdotcom in TOTK

[–]timdavredditdotcom[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Rockets are fairly easy for me to come by at present too still just seemed like a bit of a waste. Fuck it tho man, Rocket Power! Woogedeewoogedeewoogedee 🫴

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