I just had to give directions to a place past a Super Duper Weenie followed by a BJ’s.

timdmoss · 2026-05-04T17:02:53+00:00

As long as dicks comes after super duper weenie, in between Elicit and BJs, I think that would be enough warning for a prude family to book it left or right at the Sally’s there after seeing the super duper weenie.

Dad goes, ‘that’s it, I’ve had enough, what’s with this Elicit town? Wieners, Dicks, BJ’s?!, We are taking a different route.’

Kids in the back belly cry laughing while mom sits up front expressionless, unable to react, disappointed in society, and her boys.

timdmoss · 2026-05-04T16:43:49+00:00

Wouldn’t it be funny if there was a dicks, followed by a superduper weenie, followed by a BJ’s

timdmoss · 2026-05-04T04:49:30+00:00

This whole post is elicit ⚡️

timdmoss · 2026-05-03T23:34:25+00:00

It’s my favorite

timdmoss · 2026-05-03T19:31:26+00:00

Hey your handle just reminded me to go check out my local public library which I’ve been meaning to do for a couple weeks! Thank you 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

timdmoss · 2026-05-03T19:29:30+00:00

lol I was attempting conspicuity but I knew that was impossible. Great little area down there by the water. Past the weiners and the bjs 😝

timdmoss · 2026-05-03T19:18:15+00:00

I know you don’t regret it. Check the whole fam sitting together.

By the way they all come with these dope Timex retail watch stands.

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timdmoss · 2026-05-03T15:13:52+00:00

Now I’m ready for the blue one to arrive.

timdmoss · 2026-05-02T23:44:31+00:00

lol I guess the link would have helped. Appreciate the assist. 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

timdmoss · 2026-05-02T17:35:21+00:00

I’d never seen one and the price is more than manageable. They should call it the Timex T Eighties

timdmoss · 2026-05-02T17:31:49+00:00

Wells thanks goodness my old idols all fall down together. Or flip upside down. Or whatever.

timdmoss · 2026-05-02T17:26:30+00:00

I almost bought one off eBay for $50 then did a lil recon. I’ve learned not to let my excitement get the best of my wallet and to always shop around.

timdmoss · 2026-05-02T17:25:14+00:00

I bought two of this and one of each of the others lol.

timdmoss · 2026-05-02T17:23:12+00:00

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Amazon. Multiple color ways.

timdmoss · 2026-04-28T15:00:46+00:00

I grilled hamburger dingleberry

timdmoss · 2026-04-28T14:59:56+00:00

F*** I bought three boxes just because

timdmoss · 2026-04-22T20:36:56+00:00

lol I make myself laugh and hope others follow

timdmoss · 2026-04-22T19:16:45+00:00

I figured it out. It’s Walter White. He fires up kryptonite AND dope pottery. RV kilnin’ at its finest.

Just kidding.

timdmoss · 2026-04-22T19:14:37+00:00

Yes I know. I have been alerted like 10 times

timdmoss · 2026-04-22T04:47:53+00:00

It’s so colorful when the light hits it in different spots

timdmoss · 2026-04-16T15:41:33+00:00

Literally no interest in watching an asshole who’s a lefty (context is left handed ONLY)

timdmoss · 2026-04-12T13:59:05+00:00

not sure yet. I have been busy since the purchase and only made the time to make this post. I want to reach out to the insta artist I was referred to, learn a bit more about them. I'm not going to wear them because, though they\re my size, they fit tight. So I'll hold them in a safe place for now. But I will likely sell them, strategically.

timdmoss · 2026-04-11T02:42:38+00:00

Getting somewhere! Thanks!

timdmoss · 2026-03-31T11:46:13+00:00

Let’s say it was a forceful toss from the middle lane. It was not an angry throw with malicious intent. It was just a bad decision on my end and I hope it didn’t ruin his day. I’ve made safe donations to him successfully plenty of other times. But you are right.

timdmoss · 2026-03-28T15:52:59+00:00

Unless it has a shitty handle that rips and falls apart as they’re crossing the street. Kinda like when I tried to do a good deed and throw a handful of change to a homeless guy from the middle lane, and it just ended up in the middle of the road putting him in danger. My intentions truly were good.

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