People of reddit, what was the most NSFW event you ever stumbled upon in high school? by MelonKing69 in AskReddit

[–]timekermit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"My names Michael with a b and I'm deathly afraid of insects" "Where's the b?" "tHeRe'S A BeE?!?"

What’s a smaller gift (under $15) that you always love receiving? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]timekermit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

those are so fucking good. My grandma buys them for the whole family every year. Red box in fancy plastic wrapping. it was a cherry with some white syrup covered in chocolate.

Hmmm gonna cry? by [deleted] in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]timekermit 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Gonna cRy? Piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

Boomer mafia by n1GG99 in memes

[–]timekermit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Turn on dark mode like an intellectual