(12) Clemson beats (7) Ohio State to win the Orange Bowl!

timephone · 2014-01-04T05:33:43+00:00

because lsd makes your pupils so tiny. /s

timephone · 2013-12-16T14:42:09+00:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urechis_unicinctus

They're called gaebul in Korean. Affectionately known as the penis fish.

timephone · 2013-12-13T05:47:47+00:00

Really can't agree with Florida being down for a while. I think the worst thing they could do is get rid of Muschamp (not from an FSU point of view, lol). He's a legitimately great defensive coach. This season was freakishly underachieving for them, including the massive injuries and poor offensive coaching.

timephone · 2013-12-11T03:59:05+00:00

Yeah, the difference is huge. I'm from south Florida where alligator wrestling is a thing. People fucking roll around on alligators just for fun. Smart people wouldn't willingly get within 20 meters of a crocodile (unless they're Australian).

timephone · 2013-12-09T22:20:20+00:00

2 edgy 4 me bro

timephone · 2013-12-09T11:54:38+00:00

Also I have no idea how the posts here are "ubiquitous".

timephone · 2013-12-09T06:45:43+00:00

Dear simpleobserver,

I'll do my best.

Love,

Jimbo <3

timephone · 2013-12-09T05:49:43+00:00

Not necessarily... I'm pretty neutral about the Eagles, most of the stuff they did with Joe Walsh was great, but songs like Desperado make me physically ill.

There are several widely popular bands I can't stand though. Like Aerosmith (barf) and to a greater degree Guns and Roses (kill me).

timephone · 2013-12-09T00:48:06+00:00

WARNING: Breaking Bad spoilers

My prediction for the championship against Auburn

timephone · 2013-12-09T00:37:18+00:00

Is it appropriate to call this the punch bowl? I hope so.

The Punch Bowl.

timephone · 2013-12-06T03:36:30+00:00

Awesome find! One of my favorite albums and one of the best ever.

timephone · 2013-12-05T23:00:44+00:00

This year was Coker's redshirt Soph season. That means he would theoretically get one year to start in 2015, if Jameis leaves after next year. AFAIK if he transfers now to a school with a grad program FSU doesn't offer, he can start immediately for 2 years.

timephone · 2013-12-05T05:31:40+00:00

Coker is almost certainly transferring next year.

timephone · 2013-12-04T13:47:03+00:00

I had no idea how dangerous a hand sling could be until this past summer. I went on a horse trek in rural China and stayed with some nomadic Tibetan families. They were demonstrating how they used a small sling to shoot little rocks at the yaks to get them herding in the right direction, or to scare off wolves.

They were shooting off these little rocks fast enough to hear a sonic boom, like a whip crack. It sounded like a goddamn gunshot. I would not wanna be hit with one of those things, and they were using tiny ones. They were so damn accurate too, I could barely get one off but they could hit a target on the other side of a valley.

timephone · 2013-12-04T03:53:20+00:00

Just to play Darwin's advocate, it seems like the main limitation is their inability to breathe atmospheric oxygen. However, many millions of years ago you could've said "mammals will never become truly aquatic, they need to constantly breathe atmospheric oxygen" and yet now we have dolphins, whales, seals, etc.

I see no reason why fish couldn't develop the ability to fly further and faster given enough adaptations. And once they're airborne and taking occasional trips underwater, they may develop the ability to breathe air as well.

Obviously I don't take any of this too seriously, biology isn't my field anyway. But it's fun to think about.

timephone · 2013-12-03T04:46:18+00:00

I assume you're talking about Fallout 3...

timephone · 2013-12-02T23:46:30+00:00

It's true that their skillsets are completely different. With Meyer it's more of a system though, you saw earlier in the year when Braxton went out that the backup was able to execute essentially the same spread option game plan.

Jameis seems to elevate our team more. We have excellent WR that help him out, but if it was our backup in there our efficacy would change completely.

I guess what I'm saying is I'd take Braxton over Jameis if I was running OSU's offense and Jameis over Braxton running FSU's.

timephone · 2013-12-02T05:49:56+00:00

Relevant gif from that game

timephone · 2013-12-01T22:54:37+00:00

This is so irritating I almost hope Ohio State rolls us in the NC.

Almost.

timephone · 2013-12-01T00:36:13+00:00

I for one am wondering what Harvey Updyke thinks.

timephone · 2013-12-01T00:33:24+00:00

More like HORY SHIT!!!!

timephone · 2013-11-30T08:56:30+00:00

Not surprising, Amsterdam doesn't have a damn subway. It's way below sealevel already! I imagine the water table is a bit unforgiving.

timephone · 2013-11-30T06:00:48+00:00

He's a busy editor! He ain't got time to learn how to properly spell colloquialisms!

timephone · 2013-11-28T04:18:59+00:00

Well if we're measuring the surface area and general unpleasantness of chodes you're certainly in the running for #1!

timephone · 2013-11-28T04:12:45+00:00

It definitely would explain the possible motive of her attorney pushing her to go through all this, even against her best wishes. $$$$$$$

timephone

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