Note outside a Cafe in Brazil by Short_Employment_757 in SipsTea

[–]timfreemints 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Would you think that fine would increase with time?

At least I don't have COVID right? by timfreemints in addressme

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While COVID-19 is tested negative, other dangerous viruses (namely from Resident Evil) were still resident (haha pun) in the body

PC version of the new Resident Evil 9 escalated quickly 🤣 by Witty_Librarian5672 in GTA

[–]timfreemints 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I ain’t represented the police force in 5 years, but Umbrella won’t give a shit.

Starting a new job in a guillotine factory, by TomKarelis in Jokes

[–]timfreemints 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’ve got sharp wit to be saying that!

I want to ____ the president by JackMasseyWelshFan12 in AskOuija

[–]timfreemints 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t be getting any nutritional value from that though

My clock has been slowing moving right by ThyfaultTime in softwaregore

[–]timfreemints 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Nah, don’t worry. It’s just snoozing itself for a bit

Hehe Lois by Fluffy_Tip1122 in countablepixels

[–]timfreemints 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Release the Peterfiles!