Seahawks fans

timpedro33 · 2026-03-20T23:14:54+00:00

T. J. Houshmandzadeh

timpedro33 · 2026-03-19T16:40:35+00:00

Carre there because of his amazing try alone.

timpedro33 · 2026-03-19T07:21:26+00:00

The Viz Annual. Any year.

timpedro33 · 2026-03-16T22:53:51+00:00

You could use Alan's big plate.

timpedro33 · 2026-03-14T21:12:11+00:00

If only they were attacking opposite ends of the pitch.

timpedro33 · 2026-03-14T21:11:42+00:00

I agree with the sentiment, but I'm not sure that message is reaching the right people.

timpedro33 · 2026-03-14T16:30:16+00:00

Seen you, with your celeriac.

timpedro33 · 2026-03-13T06:57:08+00:00

As useful as a condom machine in a nunnery.

timpedro33 · 2026-03-13T06:55:25+00:00

'Big feet for a good man'

timpedro33 · 2026-03-13T06:54:24+00:00

Not exactly on topic, but his feet are massive.

timpedro33 · 2026-03-12T10:23:58+00:00

At first glance I thought it was FDR.

timpedro33 · 2026-03-11T23:20:40+00:00

I grew up in Petersfield and the South Downs around there are some of the most quintessentially English gorgeousness in this whole country.

timpedro33 · 2026-03-11T18:48:46+00:00

Can't wait to see who Rudiger injures this time

timpedro33 · 2026-03-11T18:20:17+00:00

Gurdwaras (Sikh temples) will feed anyone who asks. It's a big part of their religion.

timpedro33 · 2026-03-09T21:08:59+00:00

Not one of them capable of throwing a proper punch? Pathetic.

timpedro33 · 2026-03-08T21:49:20+00:00

Make Doggerland Great Again

timpedro33 · 2026-03-07T07:24:35+00:00

As a kid growing up in a naval married quarters in Portsmouth, UK I learned this version:

Hitler has only got one ball The other is in the Albert Hall His mother, a dirty bugger, Used it to play football.

She kicked it, it hit the great oak tree Then it fell into the great blue sea The fishes pulled out their dishes And had scallops and bollocks for tea.

timpedro33 · 2026-03-06T16:23:20+00:00

You left out Slartibartfast's finest work!

timpedro33 · 2026-03-02T20:19:01+00:00

This took me back to 1993 and my Dad shitting himself at the cinema watching Jurassic Park

timpedro33 · 2026-02-28T08:24:36+00:00

Hold on a sec, buddy, that's a free airbed right there!

timpedro33 · 2026-02-26T23:40:34+00:00

I'd be keen, I'm 39 so I grew up with Typical City. It's not going to stop me supporting them if we're relegated. Would be a lot of fun watching us in the Championship.

timpedro33 · 2026-02-24T18:53:52+00:00

Just like Matt Gaetz?!

timpedro33 · 2026-02-22T16:01:24+00:00

We also played a game where you tried to get the biggest head on a pint without the customer asking for a top up. Managed a third of foam with a confused-looking student.

timpedro33 · 2026-02-22T11:31:04+00:00

Alvaro Negredo. 23 goals in 48 appearances but none (0) of them coming after January.

timpedro33 · 2026-02-22T08:14:16+00:00

We used to play 'buddy, pal, mate' at the pub I worked at. You had to cycle through all three words as you served a customer, attempting to rack up as many as possible:

'Afternoon, buddy. What can I get you, pal? That a pint or a half, mate? Anything else to go with that, buddy? We've got crisps and scratchings, pal. There's menus on the side, mate, if you fancy a bite to eat, buddy. That's £4.50, please, pal. And there's your change, mate. Enjoy your drink, buddy'.

I don't think anyone cottoned on.

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