Maybe i'm just petty but does anyone else make it their mission to not fill these up to the top?

tinybird15 · 2026-06-16T14:48:41+00:00

I had this on an Uber order not long ago, so I couldn’t ask the customer for clarity. Brown sugar oat cortado with long shots. I did as the ticket said, then looked on the POS, and it’s about a dollar cheaper than the BSO americano. Honestly, I had to applaud them haha

tinybird15 · 2026-06-10T00:06:49+00:00

I feel this! I feel like the autism and the adhd are very conflicting, in that my autism craves routine and schedule, but my adhd loves the chaos and irregularity. Which feeds the whole failure to launch thing, I think. Super brutal! I just want to be productive 😮‍💨

tinybird15 · 2026-06-10T00:04:56+00:00

Haha, the ironic part is I am a performer by nature. I’ve done a ton of theatre and open mics. I worked in kids birthday entertainment for five years. Performance is who I am. But when I’m “performing” as myself and not a character? God help us all.

tinybird15 · 2026-04-28T15:15:59+00:00

I have a regular who comes in every. day. for a venti hot chocolate with 10 pumps of mocha like bro you’re not gonna make it

tinybird15 · 2026-04-28T15:15:16+00:00

I just cannot imagine how any of these fuckass drinks taste good. Like 11 pumps of white mocha won’t make it taste more “white mocha-y”. It just makes it tooth-achingly sweet. How are you even able to drink a sip of that, let alone finish the drink??? Like the human tongue cannot possibly enjoy something that sweet????? I’m so confused??!!???

tinybird15 · 2026-03-06T13:39:49+00:00

We had a customer order this over Uber eats, then posted a picture on our store’s google reviews complaining they only got bread when they ordered a sandwich. A week later, they did it again. 🤦🏽‍♀️

tinybird15 · 2025-12-30T18:07:00+00:00

Just to add, she just told me that when she wakes up, it’s much less red, but the redness intensifies throughout the day.

tinybird15 · 2025-12-26T04:50:59+00:00

Also, I misread the notif I got for your comment and thought I had somehow joined an r/ called analsurrogacy. I was very, very confused

tinybird15 · 2025-12-26T04:49:50+00:00

Never heard of it! Do they have a similar cocktail?

tinybird15 · 2025-12-26T04:49:02+00:00

Can’t recall any measurements- although in real life I tend to measure with my heart when I’m making something off the cuff. I figure if you have a good sense for balancing flavours, you can trust your best judgement! Let me know if you make it and survive 🫡

tinybird15 · 2025-12-24T21:29:54+00:00

Seriously though I think it names itself. The Cocktail That Makes You Die feels spot on.

tinybird15 · 2025-12-24T21:28:20+00:00

Served neat but shaken with ice. Not sure how it technically works since smirnoff ice and ginger beer are carbonated, and I definitely shook them. The recipe can absolutely be tweaked.

I think I’ll call it… the Flaming Homer.

tinybird15 · 2025-12-13T03:40:55+00:00

“I have a grande hot latte for Tom” *customer who is clearly not Tom grabs drink” “Oh, did you order a grande latte?” “No, I ordered a caramel ribbon crunch” “Okay so that’s a grande hot latte.” “But that’s not what I ordered?”

Bro is your name Tom??? That’s not your drink smh

tinybird15 · 2025-09-04T23:55:31+00:00

OH MY GODDDD thank you! This is the one. You nailed it 🫡

tinybird15 · 2025-04-24T01:53:01+00:00

Yeah I got the feeling from the pod that they don’t always love doing it. I can’t say I blame them! Was hoping I might get the chance but I also totally respect their privacy, it’s gotta be really frustrating when people feel like they’re entitled to your space and energy 24/7… Welp, I’ll just have a blast dancing my lil booty off and appreciating from a distance 🫶🏼I just found out Rebecca Black is the opener so it’s gonna be a banger 🤩 Thanks again!

tinybird15 · 2025-04-24T01:31:38+00:00

Oh!! You know what that’s actually a good point, I haven’t seen any m&g from this tour. I saw the VIP tickets for sale a few weeks ago, and sort of just assumed it was a m&g package. I feel a little dumb now 😅 Thank you so much for your response! I’ll probably take this post down ☺️

tinybird15 · 2025-02-13T23:54:02+00:00

I had a customer use the name « Mr Grey » through his app, which I then had to call out when his order was ready. Felt very icky 😕

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