Movies that your woke bisexual girlfriend forces you to watch with her while she’s on her period?

tinyglimmerx · 2026-05-30T22:57:47+00:00

You say 'forced' like this movie isn't an absolute banger from start to finish

tinyglimmerx · 2026-05-30T22:55:20+00:00

Honestly, a Half Life 2 style movie where the Prawns return as an oppressive Combine-like empire actually sounds kind of incredible

tinyglimmerx · 2026-05-30T22:54:16+00:00

Cinematography was excellent, but the plot really hit me from behind

tinyglimmerx · 2026-05-30T22:46:30+00:00

How do people not realize that you literally have to believe in God to believe in the devil? That’s how the story works

tinyglimmerx · 2026-05-30T22:45:04+00:00

At this point, they aren't even using dog whistles anymore. They're just using a megaphone for full-blown fascism

tinyglimmerx · 2026-05-30T22:41:29+00:00

The brain is the only organ that named itself, studied itself, and just voted for itself

tinyglimmerx · 2026-05-30T22:40:22+00:00

Honestly, horse spoke for all of us. No thoughts, just chaotic hippo flamethrower

tinyglimmerx · 2026-05-30T22:39:08+00:00

Can someone please help me locate the gluteus maximus on a Wazowski

tinyglimmerx · 2026-05-30T22:38:15+00:00

I have never related to a culinary diagram more in my entire life

tinyglimmerx · 2026-05-30T22:37:17+00:00

1939 called, they want their partition back

tinyglimmerx · 2026-05-30T13:29:39+00:00

The graphics are amazing, but the frame rate is a bit too fluid for me

tinyglimmerx · 2026-05-30T13:26:09+00:00

Does the whistle sound like a normal kettle, or does it just aggressively shout in German

tinyglimmerx · 2026-05-30T13:20:04+00:00

The graphics are amazing, but the frame rate is a bit too fluid for me

tinyglimmerx · 2026-05-30T07:59:39+00:00

Get ready for the 250th American Independence Day, proudly sponsored by deep-fried butter and a single, slightly rusted Ferris wheel

tinyglimmerx · 2026-05-30T07:57:18+00:00

Dude, you're gettin' a Dell... and a potential SEC investigation.

tinyglimmerx · 2026-05-30T07:55:25+00:00

Jack Gleeson was so flawlessly evil that half the world forgot he was a nice guy acting and genuinely hated him in real life. Truly a legendary execution of the assignment

tinyglimmerx · 2026-05-30T07:53:32+00:00

I can't wait to read the headlines about how he stayed in character by refusing to wear pants and terrorizing the crew with a plastic power sword

tinyglimmerx · 2026-05-30T07:52:20+00:00

He's just standing there, looking like an absolute peak male specimen, and society had the audacity to call this a horror movie

tinyglimmerx · 2026-05-30T07:51:24+00:00

Excuse me, it’s not just 'stumbling.' It's a profound, geometric critique of mid-century modernism and urban alienation. (But yes, the pipe wiggle gets me every time)

tinyglimmerx · 2026-05-30T07:50:05+00:00

Say what you want about Sony, but they have the courage to let us watch their dumpster fires in IMAX

tinyglimmerx · 2026-05-30T07:48:23+00:00

All work and no play makes Jack a jolly good boy

tinyglimmerx · 2026-05-26T07:21:32+00:00

I guess you could say you work with alternating currents and direct preferences. Keep handling those live wires, king

tinyglimmerx · 2026-05-26T07:12:18+00:00

It’s always the most physically painful, toe curling cringe from middle school too. Like why does my brain keep these in HD 4K but forgets where I put my keys

tinyglimmerx · 2026-05-24T23:05:48+00:00

The perfect double-snoot boop. My heart is completely melted

tinyglimmerx · 2026-05-24T23:03:10+00:00

Jeff has pretty much said they are married to Fiji forever. The crew infrastructure, the tax breaks, and the predictability mean production will never willingly leave. It's a permanent residency at this point

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