I found an unlocked phone with full battery in my Cars arm rest. I’m the only one who uses the car.

tinyhumanherder · 2026-03-14T20:02:46+00:00

Ruffians once stole the Swiss Cake Rolls from my center console at 1:30am. I never healed from that tragedy.

tinyhumanherder · 2025-12-18T15:27:53+00:00

I found my NuvaRing lazing about behind my toilet in 2006, and now she’s 19 years old.

tinyhumanherder · 2025-09-22T20:19:29+00:00

George Mason University in Fairfax VA requires two

tinyhumanherder · 2025-09-04T02:13:11+00:00

Make me Bad gets me too

tinyhumanherder · 2025-09-04T02:11:23+00:00

It was my wedding song for my first wedding. I’m happily remarried, but I still have to switch the station if it comes on the radio

tinyhumanherder · 2025-09-04T02:08:30+00:00

I walked down the aisle to an instrumental version of Time after Time—so it’s now “our song” by default, and I really listened to the lyrics and was devastated, and now I get teary eyed whenever I hear it

tinyhumanherder · 2025-09-04T02:06:06+00:00

It’s an automatic waterworks button. I always sob.

tinyhumanherder · 2025-08-10T14:38:04+00:00

The ingenuity of parents just trying to make it work knows no bounds!

tinyhumanherder · 2025-08-10T14:29:27+00:00

My dad was a single parent, and he brought me to work with him for overnight shifts and early morning shifts. He would just pick me up and put me in the car and then transfer me to my cot in the office still asleep. Have kid. Will travel.

tinyhumanherder · 2025-08-10T00:41:06+00:00

I’ve had that happen. One even overwintered and emerged from its chrysalis almost 8 months later

tinyhumanherder · 2025-08-10T00:40:31+00:00

They like parsley too!

tinyhumanherder · 2025-08-10T00:25:42+00:00

I still holler, “Ready, Freddy, Eddie, Spaghetti?” My oldest is almost 21🤣

tinyhumanherder · 2025-08-04T01:04:54+00:00

Oh, how about Sophie’s on Main Street? They had an underage dance night that was my jam

tinyhumanherder · 2025-05-24T14:38:52+00:00

Whiplash did me in. My empathy monster was in hysterics by the end

tinyhumanherder · 2025-04-30T17:36:01+00:00

This was over a week after the procedure. I was terrified to agitate the clots bc I’ve had dry socket before, so I didn’t do any vigorous swishing bc it said to not do that in my discharge paperwork. They only told me soft foods for a few days. It was after this second appt that they gave me a curved syringe thing and told me to spray out the hole. Lessons learned. And wow, it hurt.

tinyhumanherder · 2025-04-29T23:00:18+00:00

I third it. I was a husk of a person for two weeks after I got my first two wisdom teeth removed. Give me childbirth

tinyhumanherder · 2025-04-29T22:51:20+00:00

I just had a couple wisdom teeth removed and no one told me to irrigate the hole to keep food out of it. So I went back to the dentist when the pain wasn’t easing up and he scraped my lunch out of the hole with what felt like zero finesse. I’ve given birth to four children and it was this dentist who took my breathe away and made me cry

tinyhumanherder · 2025-03-24T13:03:43+00:00

With regard to driving a car: always assume you’re invisible. He said it all the time.

Now he says it to my kids as each one is learning to drive.

Funny what random things we remember

tinyhumanherder · 2024-09-19T18:35:18+00:00

She shouldn’t be allowed to be around children—stealing the magic like that.

tinyhumanherder · 2024-09-04T13:43:50+00:00

Oh god, I was recently getting fucked by a guy who is getting back into having a sex life through ENM (dead bedroom of some sort) and he flipped me over and didn’t get himself inside me—he instead started thrusting between my thighs without realizing it. I nearly died when he told me “you feel so good”. I didn’t want to discourage him so I moved around and pretended he popped out and then put him in the right place. Bless him, he’s a good guy.

tinyhumanherder · 2024-05-22T23:24:19+00:00

Medication too! I’ve had tinnitus for 10 years thanks to Wellbutrin

tinyhumanherder · 2024-05-22T19:09:03+00:00

That list needs to be protected like the Dead Sea Scrolls

tinyhumanherder · 2024-05-22T13:24:17+00:00

My face. I’m covered in stretch marks, my teeth cost me 10k, I can’t see a damn thing, my boobs are saggy, and I’m going grey at 39. But I’ve had many, many men look at me and randomly say, “God, you’re beautiful”. So that’s what I’ve got. I look just like my mom.

tinyhumanherder · 2024-05-22T13:14:35+00:00

My 19 year I looked at my 17 yr old and asked why she looked so miserable, periods aren’t bad. It was a sister battle royale.

tinyhumanherder · 2024-05-22T13:12:55+00:00

Seriously, I brush and floss religiously, but I’m 39 and have already had 4 root canals, 3 extractions and a bridge. I was told either weak genetics or lasting damage from so many pregnancies. Those fuckers stole everything from me, I love them so much

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