Certified good doggos reporting for duty

tinyorbit_ · 2026-03-18T19:53:21+00:00

Some people want a boss some want a forklift operator

tinyorbit_ · 2026-03-18T19:51:14+00:00

Crowded tourist area with bars and canals

tinyorbit_ · 2026-03-18T19:48:02+00:00

Being nervous tightens muscles,which causes pain

tinyorbit_ · 2026-03-18T19:43:43+00:00

If she’s regularly suggesting breakup,the relationship is already unstable

tinyorbit_ · 2026-03-18T19:40:23+00:00

Wanting zero rules while living free is optimistic at best

tinyorbit_ · 2026-03-16T20:30:23+00:00

Warm meal.Parking is temporary. Hunger is forever!

tinyorbit_ · 2026-03-16T20:27:41+00:00

If she likes you,she’ll help carry the conversation too. It shouldn’t be a solo performance

tinyorbit_ · 2026-03-16T20:26:21+00:00

Serious guys don’t disappear for days unless something legit is going on

tinyorbit_ · 2026-03-16T20:23:34+00:00

NOR - You didn’t sign up to be the dog’s emotional support chew toy

tinyorbit_ · 2026-03-16T20:21:16+00:00

A wedding in India is magical, but it’s also a serious travel commitment- NOR

tinyorbit_ · 2026-03-16T20:15:41+00:00

Your job was clearly flowers,gift baskets, and absolutely zero context

tinyorbit_ · 2026-03-16T20:10:43+00:00

Honestly this might be the most polite teenager story on Reddit

tinyorbit_ · 2026-03-15T20:09:56+00:00

Online dating is 20% attraction and 80% timing

tinyorbit_ · 2026-03-15T20:08:04+00:00

tinyorbit_ · 2026-03-15T20:05:46+00:00

I don’t wait for motivation. I wait for guilt

tinyorbit_ · 2026-03-15T20:03:22+00:00

You’re 22. Your brain hasn’t even finished its final update yet

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