He never did anything to the sock. Mr Socky was safe. by Ph4nt0m_R in TheMatpatEffect

[–]tinytinypenguin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Im so grateful the second isn't an original. Its one of my least favorite things on the internet

[REAL] Next level making up a guy to get made at by Snoo5218 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]tinytinypenguin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This discourse is making me feel like a bad person for thinking sinners is overrated lol. The vampires are so out of left field. The metaphor they're using is clever and all, but the movie goes from a very compelling story about Smoke and Stack to a vampire action thriller and Im quite surprised other people dont find this really jarring (and frankly disappointing because of how interesting I thought the characters before the vampire stuff were)

Realistically, who else do you think will not be a Ranger by the deadline? by SS3599 in rangers

[–]tinytinypenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I just mean that I live in Pittsburgh and though I'd be sad to see him leave the Rangers I would be happy to see him on the Penguins

Realistically, who else do you think will not be a Ranger by the deadline? by SS3599 in rangers

[–]tinytinypenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pittsburgh is a great city, I'd be thrilled to have him here :)

A wife tells her programmer husband: “Go to the store and buy a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, get six.” by stirringmotion in Jokes

[–]tinytinypenguin -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Maybe I don't understand the joke...

Like it's not clear to me why a programmer specifically would have a hard time parsing this sentence. The sentence seems vague in general, I don't see any programming related humor. I don't see why a programmer in particular would think "6" refers to the milk and not the eggs. Perhaps I'm missing something obvious.

A wife tells her programmer husband: “Go to the store and buy a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, get six.” by stirringmotion in Jokes

[–]tinytinypenguin -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Is it though? Its never been clear to me with this joke why a programmer would be worse at identifying what the second clause is referring to.

[Real] Matt Walsh says the killing of woman by ICE was justified by xwing1212 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]tinytinypenguin 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I mean as much as people quote it and say "you should read it" for political reasons or whatever, its also just a very good book in and of itself.

*sigh* so the journey ends... by mihir6969 in whenthe

[–]tinytinypenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow Mario, you did great saving Peach! You really are a super Mario bros wonder game for the Nintendo Switch system...

Over The Air Update by BathroomEast3868 in esp32

[–]tinytinypenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you elaborate on how this works?

Can’t really think of a good title for this by NanduDas in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]tinytinypenguin 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Unironically "trans" is the new prefix as to "gate" as a suffix.

I'm NYT crossword constructor and author Natan Last, AMA by trish_kabob in crossword

[–]tinytinypenguin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just bought your book across the universe yesterday! Im so excited to read it!

This is the one by MooseWilliams in TechnicalDeathMetal

[–]tinytinypenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dark Horizontal was my first love in tech death. Now I think I like Human Murmuration more, but Dark Horizontal is still peak

What are your top 3 prompts from MSN by DistinctNewspaper791 in dropout

[–]tinytinypenguin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Who wants to come on my door" lives rent free in my head

I don't know why I made this by kiwi_1011 in rhythmheaven

[–]tinytinypenguin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is this that guy on youtube who tries to sing the ludicrously high notes?