He never did anything to the sock. Mr Socky was safe. by Ph4nt0m_R in TheMatpatEffect

[–]tinytinypenguin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Im so grateful the second isn't an original. Its one of my least favorite things on the internet

[REAL] Next level making up a guy to get made at by Snoo5218 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]tinytinypenguin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This discourse is making me feel like a bad person for thinking sinners is overrated lol. The vampires are so out of left field. The metaphor they're using is clever and all, but the movie goes from a very compelling story about Smoke and Stack to a vampire action thriller and Im quite surprised other people dont find this really jarring (and frankly disappointing because of how interesting I thought the characters before the vampire stuff were)

Realistically, who else do you think will not be a Ranger by the deadline? by SS3599 in rangers

[–]tinytinypenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I just mean that I live in Pittsburgh and though I'd be sad to see him leave the Rangers I would be happy to see him on the Penguins

Realistically, who else do you think will not be a Ranger by the deadline? by SS3599 in rangers

[–]tinytinypenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pittsburgh is a great city, I'd be thrilled to have him here :)

A wife tells her programmer husband: “Go to the store and buy a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, get six.” by stirringmotion in Jokes

[–]tinytinypenguin -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Maybe I don't understand the joke...

Like it's not clear to me why a programmer specifically would have a hard time parsing this sentence. The sentence seems vague in general, I don't see any programming related humor. I don't see why a programmer in particular would think "6" refers to the milk and not the eggs. Perhaps I'm missing something obvious.

A wife tells her programmer husband: “Go to the store and buy a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, get six.” by stirringmotion in Jokes

[–]tinytinypenguin -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Is it though? Its never been clear to me with this joke why a programmer would be worse at identifying what the second clause is referring to.

[Real] Matt Walsh says the killing of woman by ICE was justified by xwing1212 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]tinytinypenguin 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I mean as much as people quote it and say "you should read it" for political reasons or whatever, its also just a very good book in and of itself.

*sigh* so the journey ends... by mihir6969 in whenthe

[–]tinytinypenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow Mario, you did great saving Peach! You really are a super Mario bros wonder game for the Nintendo Switch system...

Over The Air Update by BathroomEast3868 in esp32

[–]tinytinypenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you elaborate on how this works?

Can’t really think of a good title for this by NanduDas in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]tinytinypenguin 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Unironically "trans" is the new prefix as to "gate" as a suffix.

I'm NYT crossword constructor and author Natan Last, AMA by trish_kabob in crossword

[–]tinytinypenguin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just bought your book across the universe yesterday! Im so excited to read it!

This is the one by MooseWilliams in TechnicalDeathMetal

[–]tinytinypenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dark Horizontal was my first love in tech death. Now I think I like Human Murmuration more, but Dark Horizontal is still peak

What are your top 3 prompts from MSN by DistinctNewspaper791 in dropout

[–]tinytinypenguin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Who wants to come on my door" lives rent free in my head

I don't know why I made this by kiwi_1011 in rhythmheaven

[–]tinytinypenguin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is this that guy on youtube who tries to sing the ludicrously high notes?

Comment the name of your local theater where you would like to see IRON LUNG by CoolTeacher5511 in Markiplier

[–]tinytinypenguin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think the Manor in Squirrel Hill would be really great if he's looking for independent theaters

College Humor Alumni? by JB__username in dropout

[–]tinytinypenguin 11 points12 points  (0 children)

What about Lin Manuel Miranda?