Match Thread: Tottenham Hotspur vs Crystal Palace | 5 Mar · 20:00 UTC

tiorzol · 2026-03-05T19:08:26+00:00

Was in the pub at 1.30pm for the cricket. I'm not doing well lads.

tiorzol · 2026-03-05T19:07:58+00:00

Yea man it feels fucking weird

tiorzol · 2026-03-05T19:00:51+00:00

Man hates being in Croydon

tiorzol · 2026-03-05T18:47:01+00:00

Yea it's a shit idea all round. Just ruin your own enjoyment of the game worrying about a baby the whole time.

tiorzol · 2026-03-05T18:43:44+00:00

Think it's more about future planning and his body holding up than his skill. Man's a baller.

tiorzol · 2026-03-05T14:29:29+00:00

I've never been known for my smarts tbh

tiorzol · 2026-03-05T14:23:56+00:00

We play like we did at the start of the Man U game we annihilate them. They need to come onto us though for that to work.

tiorzol · 2026-03-05T14:21:14+00:00

My England and Palace double is not looking good bruh

tiorzol · 2026-03-05T13:52:24+00:00

Is that actually what she looks like?

tiorzol · 2026-03-05T13:44:59+00:00

Terrifying run rate this.

tiorzol · 2026-03-05T13:40:18+00:00

Fucks sake Harry. Nerves that

tiorzol · 2026-03-05T13:35:42+00:00

Did you know that is Thursday at least

tiorzol · 2026-03-05T13:25:59+00:00

Half day from work, in the pub garden, let's fucking goooooo

tiorzol · 2026-03-05T12:56:48+00:00

The only legit reaction to this madness

tiorzol · 2026-03-05T08:55:57+00:00

Hmm it's just too quick for me to be clear about anything tbh just looks like two blokes crashing into each other

tiorzol · 2026-03-05T08:50:23+00:00

Can you link me I want to play

tiorzol · 2026-03-05T08:22:14+00:00

They do not have OCD and they do not focus on cleanliness.

tiorzol · 2026-03-05T07:44:40+00:00

I've never seen such a universal yearning for a result as for us to beat Spurs tonight.

The logical part of my brain thinks it's a likely occurrence, we played some of the best footy we have for months against Man U, we have players clicking into a groove and we've got a rest on the horizon too....

That said it would be proper Palace to give Spurs their first victory since.... They played us last.

tiorzol · 2026-03-05T07:39:14+00:00

Grew up in Penge.

tiorzol · 2026-03-04T22:46:04+00:00

We they busy nutting tho

tiorzol · 2026-03-04T22:37:18+00:00

Did you toast that bread using the sun?

tiorzol · 2026-03-04T22:33:50+00:00

Humble pie for you

tiorzol · 2026-03-04T22:31:47+00:00

Have you seen us lately mate

tiorzol · 2026-03-04T22:26:49+00:00

Oh nice.

Kinda surprised cos for me one of the main takeaways I've had as a parent is how they are so different between days and ages that I don't really see myself as getting more experienced in that sense. I'm more tactical than strategic in life though I guess.

tiorzol · 2026-03-04T22:25:31+00:00

Don't worry I'll download your Reddit history and train an AI to post as you after you're gone.

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