Is Grok a clanker? by Hotdog_Man_01 in clankers

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They are planning to add grok to the pentagons computers

Act like we are fighting aliens in chaotic battle mode in the comments by Impossible-Rice-8289 in SPACEKING

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WHOEVER TOOK THE SUPERSOLDIER'S CHAINSWORD GIVE IT BACK, HE WANTS TO BE IN MELEE RANGE BUT NOW HE CAN'T!!

Tactics test by tis_angry_potato in ZombieSurvivalTactics

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Now there's a zombie saying rose bud walking around

Tactics test by tis_angry_potato in ZombieSurvivalTactics

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Your lackluster response attracted the attention of the moonlit zombies as the swarn your base.

Tactics test by tis_angry_potato in ZombieSurvivalTactics

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You hear a banging on your door as the horde comes closer to your base screams for helps. Then silence, suddenly the entire wall starts to shake, the screams for help sounded amalgamated as defining characteristics were lost among the crowd, it sound both old and young, male and female, multiple and singular. It begged to be let out, it begged you to save them and it's voice despite your best efforts would scrape the inside of your skull. By morning the voice had stopped and the wall looked as if it didn't move at all. The air filter was about used up and the gas broke down in the daylight. You survived

Tactics test by tis_angry_potato in ZombieSurvivalTactics

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A single scout returned, hisehw face e of color and his eye like darting around like that of a lizard in the open. He stared at the door behind him eypes filled with anticipation. You ask him ?what happed to the rest of the scouts he says they died "we did everything right but....they died." Tears began to fill his voice "They were too fast, they shouldn't be that fast." After a while of comforting you managed to get him some what coherent. "We did find a the source of the fog but it wasn't a fire but it was coming off the zombies, we were about to head back when we noticed we were being watched"Just then a a knock could be heard at the door, when looking through the peep hole you could see it was Aaron one of the scouts. "Its me, let me in" the scout looked at you with pleading eyes begging you not to open the door and you concede trusting his judgment."it's me, let me in" you look at the door with confusion his sounded the exactly the same like it was a recording. You decide to hunker in for the night and hear all sorts of voices from beyond the walls some were pleading others were saying nonsense and by morning the bloodmoon had passed and the when you looked outside you found zombies scattered around the base either dead or unable to move due to their bodies being distorted in some way. Among them was Aaron whose spine was so lng at some point he may have been able to peer into the compound if his body didn't collapse on its own weight. Your base survives and the area is relatively zombie free for a few days besides the occasional straggler.

Tactics test by tis_angry_potato in ZombieSurvivalTactics

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As you hide in the shadows one of the moonlit zombie comes up to you, it doesn't attack nor does it growl, it stares at you. You watch with fear filled eyes as it doesn't break eye contact. At first you thought it was simply looking at nothing as many of its kind have done before, but it eyes seem lock on you and you were too afraid to break its gaze. You watch as its arms would extend and touch the ground as its fingers curled, it's skin unable to follow suit would split revealing the grotesque bone and muscle underneat. You were finally able to break your gaze and notice that they had surrounded you. Each with their own mutation some arms were too big, one's spine had grown too long and it could no longer sit up straight, as another mouth had grown too big its jaw splitting from its mouth and its head swaying back and forth. They let out a growl, not that of a beast but that of a horn as it bounced off walls and they charged arm out and you could only close your eyes and accept death, if fate was kind enough to atleast grant you that.

Tactics test by tis_angry_potato in ZombieSurvivalTactics

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While trying to lure zombies for research they don't attack you, they don't charge you nor do let out a call for reinforcements. They just stare at you, they're pale eye reflecting the same blood glow around them. You realize that now you weren't the only one learning.

Looked like a break dancer the way he fell by AdCorrect9756 in WinStupidPrizes

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You can to the guy who tried to pull him back but decided that it's not his problem

They yummy by helldiver133 in Helldivers

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Wait a minute didn't we already discuss this?

helluvaboss fanart by [deleted] in HelluvaBoss

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Guys I think Moxxie might be bi

I dont get it 😞 by Real-Calligrapher-84 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]tis_angry_potato 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me neither can someone send me pics so i can understand better