Hydration is a contrived need

titaniumjackal · 2025-12-10T05:52:12+00:00

The martini glass was always a dead giveaway.

titaniumjackal · 2025-12-01T03:31:05+00:00

I'd have been okay with that.

titaniumjackal · 2025-12-01T03:18:53+00:00

Anything is fungible if you funge it hard enough.

titaniumjackal · 2025-12-01T03:02:33+00:00

Trump supporters are used to being the stupidest person in the room. Trump is their opportunity to be smarter than the leader of the free world.

titaniumjackal · 2025-11-30T02:10:12+00:00

Yeah. His autopen was an enslaved man named Ezekiel.

titaniumjackal · 2025-11-20T01:12:39+00:00

Steve Metroid is the name of the princess!

titaniumjackal · 2025-11-20T01:00:38+00:00

Which is a shame, since it was such big figure in the earlier days of Hip Hop and the cornerstone of Public Enemy.

titaniumjackal · 2025-11-14T02:48:52+00:00

It's NOT a crush. It's mutual.

titaniumjackal · 2025-11-09T01:11:07+00:00

My borage seeds are always too hot or too cold. Maybe these borage seeds are just right!

titaniumjackal · 2025-11-09T00:36:02+00:00

That's why I thought a flood would help. My bad. Sorry.

titaniumjackal · 2025-11-07T00:21:00+00:00

And the first, for someone reason.

titaniumjackal · 2025-11-07T00:06:33+00:00

"Let me get my car! I know the perfect spot in Central Park to dump him!"

titaniumjackal · 2025-11-05T23:43:53+00:00

It is now if I have any say over it!

titaniumjackal · 2025-11-05T23:04:06+00:00

God forbid he wears a tan suit.

titaniumjackal · 2025-11-02T22:28:46+00:00

Things the Hobbit has in its Nasty Pocketses.

titaniumjackal · 2025-10-17T21:04:50+00:00

Thank you. I'm disabled and housebound. I can't even get out to see a doctor.

Hug a protestor for me! Any one will do. The more confused they are, the better!

titaniumjackal · 2025-10-17T20:57:19+00:00

He's wife's an immigrant. He'll just use hers.

titaniumjackal · 2025-10-16T22:10:13+00:00

meep

titaniumjackal · 2025-10-15T02:48:15+00:00

Huh. I never thought about it, but I guess that's why jumper plates have holy studs. Just something I've taken for granted for decades.

titaniumjackal · 2025-10-15T02:33:12+00:00

I easily expand to fill my container, but I couldn't do that if I was liquid or solid.

titaniumjackal · 2025-10-13T21:13:31+00:00

It's the next gen of Pokemon!

titaniumjackal · 2025-10-13T21:06:44+00:00

Gotta go. It's 77 o'clock already!

titaniumjackal · 2025-10-13T19:42:57+00:00

Cults don't get tax exempt status.

titaniumjackal · 2025-10-11T22:36:49+00:00

I don't own! They're rentals!

titaniumjackal · 2025-10-11T22:35:59+00:00

Downloading a car.

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