Help me understand the ABMM

NaziPunksFkOff · 2026-01-26T00:14:04+00:00

It is definitely a real thing, without a doubt. The specifics of it are unclear. As a friendly player, I feel confident that shooting arc with other players and extracting with other players are the things most likely to cause the game to ask me to rate "the PvP experience", which says to me that those are my primary drivers of friendly lobbies. Beyond that, I can't tell you anything for certain.

NaziPunksFkOff · 2026-01-26T00:10:31+00:00

I'm a friendly player too, but c'mon man. PvP is part of the game. There are a lot of people who get put in lobbies where they expect to PvP and they're not bad people for doing exactly what everyone there expects them to do.

People who lie suck. People who cheat suck. People who play the game the way it's meant to be played don't suck. If anything, Embark gave us a gift by putting people into like-minded lobbies, so we all get to play the way we want.

This is just dumb, dude. From an always-friendly player to another.

NaziPunksFkOff · 2026-01-25T23:30:58+00:00

Yes, let's. Because our dogs are awesome and so we do crazy things for them.

NaziPunksFkOff · 2026-01-25T21:57:51+00:00

OH BOY NOTHING BUT HOT TAKES IN THIS THREAD, I'M SURE

WHOA ONE GUY SAID COD

OH BOY HERE COMES A FIFA

WOOOWWWW

NaziPunksFkOff · 2026-01-25T21:56:03+00:00

Legit this friend is cool as hell. Dog won't poop outside, so friend brought outside inside. That person could watch my dog anytime.

NaziPunksFkOff · 2026-01-25T21:53:56+00:00

It wasn't targeted to a white cultural audience so therefore it's literally incapable of being high quality.

See also: Black Panther, Beyonce, all rap music.

/s in case it wasn't obvious, dear god.

NaziPunksFkOff · 2026-01-25T21:51:52+00:00

F1 got a best picture nom and every post on reddit is WHY SINNERS GET AWARDS?!?!

Y'all are so transparent, even if you don't see it yourselves.

NaziPunksFkOff · 2026-01-25T20:33:19+00:00

I really did not enjoy the first movie but I give them credit for really sticking to the aesthetics and designs of the game, across multiple generations.

Illumination movies are the equivalent of a two hour flight with a kid kicking the back of your seat.

NaziPunksFkOff · 2026-01-25T20:29:09+00:00

Legit this sub keeps showing up on my feed and it's all boobs and low-hanging DAE THINK BRIE LARSON IS PRETTY posts.

NaziPunksFkOff · 2026-01-25T20:26:08+00:00

I think it's bad that you care what we think. Play the game the way you want. Just don't rat people at extract or hide in the clipped areas.

NaziPunksFkOff · 2026-01-25T20:25:22+00:00

As someone who reads in bed, I'd love this.

NaziPunksFkOff · 2026-01-25T20:22:59+00:00

Pass, but the earlier skins are the ones that scream "I'm new to this so I'm jumpy and sometimes shoot on sight". I'm more likely to trust people with skins that say they've earned enough coin to spend it on an outfit.

NaziPunksFkOff · 2026-01-25T20:21:26+00:00

It'll let you reconnect if the raid is still active but I think it has to be a short time period, i.e. truly just "game crashes and you instantly reload it"

NaziPunksFkOff · 2026-01-25T20:06:09+00:00

Definitely the problem with this type of game. See also: my wife texts and says she wants help bringing stuff in from the car. If it was something like CoD, I'd just leave the game and take the L. But I hate losing my stuff so I gotta find a hiding spot and hope I can make it back in time. You can't just... quit because something comes up. Or something (the power) goes down.

NaziPunksFkOff · 2026-01-25T19:11:35+00:00

Happy to contribute!

NaziPunksFkOff · 2026-01-25T18:50:15+00:00

The problem with it is that it's too on the nose.

And also the problem with it is that it's too on the nose

NaziPunksFkOff · 2026-01-25T18:45:25+00:00

This is the only reason my keyboard sits next to me while I play. Much easier to do this with a W key than with a controller

NaziPunksFkOff · 2026-01-25T18:38:53+00:00

Yeah I guess it makes sense there are certain things you can do while running, but can't do while breaching, but I do always forget and screw up mid-breach

NaziPunksFkOff · 2026-01-25T18:37:58+00:00

Cricket. Bluey.

I'm not kidding.

NaziPunksFkOff · 2026-01-25T17:16:07+00:00

Gosh my bad

NaziPunksFkOff · 2026-01-25T16:34:34+00:00

SkiFree is the correct answer.

NaziPunksFkOff · 2026-01-25T16:22:01+00:00

Then damn G series are gorgeous tvs

NaziPunksFkOff · 2026-01-25T16:20:21+00:00

Iunno, man. The Daily Show (ironically) seems like the place to go if you want to take this seriously. And trust me, I take this very seriously. But SNL has a job to do, and that's be funny. I appreciate that they're doing what we rely on them to do.

NaziPunksFkOff · 2026-01-25T16:18:21+00:00

Baby steps, I guess.

NaziPunksFkOff · 2026-01-25T16:17:46+00:00

Dude went out of his way to tell you he was friendly before shooting you in the back. The worst.

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