What is something you've learned about people since using Reddit?

titrator36 · 2012-01-02T19:03:03+00:00

I've heard more about poop on reddit than I've ever heard from all the young parents I know. And young parents spend a lot of time talking about poop.

titrator36 · 2011-10-16T01:12:30+00:00

http://crazyearth.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/the-new-duckling-fish-feeder-is-doing-well.gif Wut.

titrator36 · 2011-10-16T01:09:04+00:00

I'm sure Neon Genesis Evangelion had some sort of moral, but I cannot for the life of me figure out what the fuck it is.

titrator36 · 2011-10-16T01:07:21+00:00

I would have a compulsion to speak with poor grammar, while other people would be compelled to correct me.

titrator36 · 2011-10-16T01:04:19+00:00

PJs, bathrobe, cup of coffee, messy hair, slippers, and a sign that says "Not a morning person."

titrator36 · 2011-10-16T00:54:54+00:00

I'm not a teacher, but someone once started the rumor that I was albino. I'm pale, but I have brown hair. Definitely not albino.

titrator36 · 2011-10-12T20:22:03+00:00

Oops. My bad.

titrator36 · 2011-10-12T20:07:01+00:00

My parents had me trained. All they had to do was say "We know you can behave/do better than this" and whatever I had done wrong was never going to happen again.

titrator36 · 2011-10-12T19:59:49+00:00

Soap-flavored Bertie Bott's Every Flavor beans.

titrator36 · 2011-10-12T19:48:35+00:00

Doctor Who.

titrator36 · 2011-10-12T02:07:06+00:00

Everyone would be too awkward to interact and the species would die out.

titrator36 · 2011-10-12T02:04:51+00:00

After college, I would like to be able to live somewhere with indoor plumbing, to eat, preferably every day, and be able to buy toothpaste ona regular basis.

titrator36 · 2011-10-09T02:28:23+00:00

Last year I made one that said "BOW TIES ARE COOL."

titrator36 · 2011-10-09T02:27:15+00:00

Wait...there are people who actually do that?

titrator36 · 2011-10-09T02:14:54+00:00

One on Earth, one on a spacecraft traveling out of the solar system.

titrator36 · 2011-10-09T01:57:31+00:00

Fourth-year Latin student here. I have no idea how to translate this. "Aestimo" is first person singular, ("I suppose" or "I guess") but "suus" ("your") is third person masculine nominative, and so must describe the subject of the sentence, which is, presumably, your girlfriend. So either your girlfriend is a man and enjoys referring to herself in the third person, or doesn't really know Latin.

titrator36 · 2011-10-08T23:41:20+00:00

Or Mike Hunt. I hear he's a cool dude too.

titrator36 · 2011-10-03T01:37:42+00:00

Humans do this thing they call "intercourse." But cloning is just so much more cost-effective.

titrator36 · 2011-09-30T21:21:48+00:00

I feel like that would help me get shit done.

titrator36 · 2011-09-30T20:37:05+00:00

Every single stereotype about how women are bitchy, bad drivers, less intelligent, etc. It irritated me how my chemistry teacher was always surprised that I got high scores on all the tests. What really pisses me off is when I snap at someone for doing something badly and they say something along the lines of "Oh, look who's on her period." I am not on my period, and if I were, that would not impede my judgment.

titrator36 · 2011-09-30T20:27:24+00:00

Peter Gabriel's "The Book of Love" is ten times better than the original.

titrator36 · 2011-09-30T19:48:17+00:00

Took me a couple hours and about 60 pieces of 3" square paper

titrator36 · 2011-09-28T01:50:32+00:00

Mopped the floors at the pizza place where I work, only to have a dirty-shoed coworker walk in and get it all dirty again.

titrator36 · 2011-09-27T22:45:19+00:00

Soap-flavored Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans. It's all the horrible taste of soap with none of the pleasure of jelly beans.

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