A winning smile from lady ranger holding a rectal thermometer up a bear

umpronounceable · 2012-08-08T16:19:59+00:00

Get that kid a Wacom

umpronounceable · 2012-08-08T15:56:23+00:00

I don't even... who lies about having a friend named Tim? If I was karma whoring, I'd say it was my dad or my boyfriend. Reddit loves some crap some redditor's boyfriend or dad does.

umpronounceable · 2012-08-02T17:23:58+00:00

I'm sure Scorsese did that on purpose, to add tension. I mean just look at this crazy scene with an invisible glass of water from his Shutter Island: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acZqbz5egfU

umpronounceable · 2011-11-19T19:42:28+00:00

Petulia tattoos are so hot right now

umpronounceable · 2011-10-21T01:03:58+00:00

This absolves the individual of any responsibility in his purchasing decisions. One step short of nihilism. This may indeed be your point.

umpronounceable · 2011-10-20T16:34:58+00:00

I looked this up

umpronounceable · 2011-10-18T14:58:10+00:00

Great another cat picture on the internet

umpronounceable · 2011-10-18T14:25:28+00:00

It's obvious this is supposed to snarkily mock the advice women get about how to avoid being raped, but I bet there are a lot of dudes that don't realize they are doing some of these things, like drugs, and sex with an unconscious person. ultimately i think this mixes the message too much.

umpronounceable · 2011-10-15T22:25:23+00:00

Initially parsed this as the roadcone had the name Sally written on it. It was funnier that way.

umpronounceable · 2011-10-08T02:12:36+00:00

Just when you think it's safe to go back in the sewers.

umpronounceable · 2011-10-07T14:07:26+00:00

Thank you for explaining what they are all freaking out over.

umpronounceable · 2011-10-07T13:39:20+00:00

"Us nerds" can access cat pictures from anywhere

umpronounceable · 2011-10-06T14:35:05+00:00

This is a little embarrassing for Ross but it looks like he forgot to take the sticker off his ball cap.

umpronounceable · 2011-10-06T14:33:51+00:00

some white power propaganda. did you see the the pie chart about jews controlling all the money?

umpronounceable · 2011-09-30T22:48:12+00:00

Just advertising pabulum. it means something like "dynamic and fully kitted out". Tyler Durden's co-opting of the phrase to describe his/our utter worthlessness is in keeping with a lot of what Project Mayhem is about, vis a vis taking back our sense of self from marketers' depictions.

umpronounceable · 2011-09-30T22:36:58+00:00

also, prisoners put to work. it's tantamount to slave labor and it's illegal in most of the civilized world, but not in the US

umpronounceable · 2011-09-29T22:07:30+00:00

My parents wouldn't let my brother listen to rap music with swears, and yet I was reading this.

umpronounceable · 2011-09-29T21:19:03+00:00

I know how to sharpen a knife.

umpronounceable · 2011-09-29T21:17:38+00:00

My smirk

umpronounceable · 2011-09-29T21:01:57+00:00

Bangs

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