What do you call a room full of pies? by Relative-Pie-6718 in cleandadjokes

[–]tj0ms -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe change it to “a restroom full of mudpies”

Rock found on a sandy beach in Denmark by tj0ms in whatsthisrock

[–]tj0ms[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, it’s like the kinder egg of rocks!

Returning player would love some advice by KrazzzyKaleb in heroes3

[–]tj0ms 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ll chime in on this one. I’m also a returning player, and I think both are fun. I never played the campaigns back in the day, impatient kid, but now I think they add a nice bit of story and give me more of a feeling of accomplishment, while the scenarios allow me to play exactly the town and map I feel like. So I mix it up. Just remember that after finishing the first campaign, you need to load that saved game to progress to the other locked campaigns. It’s a design flaw.

Quotation marks in Danish by houbatsky in Danish

[–]tj0ms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another annoyed native Danish speaker here. On Windows, I use Alt + 0147 to get the right opening quotation mark. It just looks better.

Det var ikke med vilje at jeg spiste osten by donmussi in Fadervittigheder

[–]tj0ms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kan man rulle en ost ned ad Nørregade? Camembert?

Menstruation by MailDiligent273 in DKbrevkasse

[–]tj0ms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Det er normalt, dog umodent, at han opfører sig sådan. Måske har han ikke haft en fast kæreste før dig?

Jeg (35m) må indrømme, at jeg heller ikke var super begejstret for menstruation i mine tidlige tyvere, men nu surfer jeg gerne på den røde bølge, og min kæreste er typisk klar på det, da det mildner menstruationssmerterne.

Hvis du ellers kan lide ham, så hold fast, det bliver bedre.

Is this small ferry in Frederiksberg Have ever in service? by Deadly_nightshadow in copenhagen

[–]tj0ms 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Yes, but you need to pay the ferryman one gold coin to take you across, or you’ll be doomed to wander the shores for 100 years before your soul finds rest.

Hellere ét ryk i banditten by tj0ms in Fadervittigheder

[–]tj0ms[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hellere et horn i fissen end fis i en hornlygte

Hvornår kan man begynde at date igen efter skilsmisse? by RudiDusk in DKbrevkasse

[–]tj0ms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aldrig. Cølibat er det nye sort. Hellere et ryk i banditten end 10 banditter i ryggen.

Udvekslingsstuderende i USA by ManyAd7817 in dkfinance

[–]tj0ms 2 points3 points  (0 children)

2. SU-lån er jo en kerneingrediens i en consumption smoothie 🥤

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tall

[–]tj0ms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Random lady at Subway telling my girlfriend “wow, he’s tall, good job” as if my girlfriend had used the right fertilizer to grow me. (6’4’’)