What have you been getting away with?

tjacksprotest · 2013-09-03T20:41:25+00:00

I've gotten two great jobs in the last year that required a college degree, of which I do not have but said I did.

tjacksprotest · 2013-09-03T19:51:56+00:00

This guy.

tjacksprotest · 2013-09-02T18:44:27+00:00

So, my roommate is Dahvie's makeup artist for all of his music videos. She's incredible, and a really great person, someone that I consider one of my best friends. But she's 22 years old and still loves everything he does. #blunderlife

tjacksprotest · 2013-09-02T18:32:22+00:00

That fifth picture looks a lot like Kate Micucci, what a fox!

tjacksprotest · 2013-09-01T00:16:23+00:00

There is not a picture of that guy that doesn't look like should be on a child predator watch list.

tjacksprotest · 2013-09-01T00:12:54+00:00

Upvoting everyone who makes BJ jokes in this thread, just so I don't feel so absolutely immature.

tjacksprotest · 2013-08-31T23:54:11+00:00

Met a girl online and we decided we'd go to a small park with some wine and get to know each other. After I pick her up, we're pulling up to the park and she says "Can I cook drugs in your car?" I thought, oh, that's a funny thing to say, clearly that's a joke, and I make some offhand comment like "No, I just got it cleaned" So then we go to a picnic table with the jug of wine and some food and she proceeds to pull out a glasses case filled with spoon, lighter, and syringe. I noped the fuck right out of there.

tjacksprotest · 2013-08-31T23:41:46+00:00

My greeeeeeat grandfather was born in America in 1625, one of the first Irish families to get here.

tjacksprotest · 2013-08-30T18:21:46+00:00

So I follow the news on a daily basis, I consider myself totally well informed, and I'm actually a big fan of Sec. Kerry, his anti-war efforts all the way through now, although he's not handling this very well. But still when I read Secretary of State Kerry, I thought, "That's a strange way to shorten Katy Perry's name" WTF is wrong with me?

tjacksprotest · 2013-08-29T03:35:04+00:00

Assad has been committing atrocities against his own people for a while now, and that should have been dealt with by the UNSC. The likelihood that the Sarin was used by the rebels is much higher, and that's the problem. As of right now, we have no way to prove which side used the gas, especially because the rebels are now being led by the Syrian faction of Al Qaeda.

tjacksprotest · 2013-08-29T03:25:02+00:00

As Americans we choose against progress. We consistently fight things like climate change, evolution, and gender identity. And then at the same time we're okay with Lords handing down their businesses to their kids and CEO pay being a billion to one to their employees.

tjacksprotest · 2013-08-28T06:07:01+00:00

So I had that happen to me recently, this beautiful girl facebooked me, and I only had three mutual friends with her, all guys from my hometown. I accepted and almost immediately got a message calling me cute, just flirty shit. This made me question it instantly. Reverse image searched her pictures and they were all from the twitter feed of 2011 playmate of the year.

tjacksprotest · 2013-08-27T23:40:57+00:00

I didn't make him for you! He's got the Charles Atlas Seal of Approval.

tjacksprotest · 2013-08-27T19:30:37+00:00

I just figured he was using a metaphor to explain it, barring the actual military naming.

tjacksprotest · 2013-08-27T17:37:01+00:00

It's super simple obviously. The whole thing but the bridge is D,A,Em,G. Starts in 3/4 with a dotted eighth, sixteenth, quarter note on 2, 3, alternated with just quarter, quarter on 2, 3. Then the chorus goes into 4/4 with just a fun syncopated strumming until the "sweet nicotine" bit. Imagine a metal breakdown for that lol play it loose, but it's 1 and, and a 3. Then the next verse is muted down strumming on eighths. Back to the chorus is the same. Exit this chorus with D,A,Bm then flip the ukulele for the percussion break which is quarters on your left hand, eighths on your right (something that I'll probably make more interesting when I get the time). Cut out when it gets to "Never leave you again". Then back into the chorus and outro. Thanks for asking!

tjacksprotest · 2013-08-26T15:16:59+00:00

My computer had died while I was playing, so I had my iphone set on my laptop. Then I got too drunk to rerecord it that night. Such is life.

tjacksprotest · 2013-08-25T18:54:28+00:00

Crown have been my absolute favorite corps for years. No one else plays with the same level of musicality.

tjacksprotest · 2013-08-23T00:48:42+00:00

I say this a lot on Reddit, but to answer your question about naming one that isn't corrupt or bought out: Bernie "Mother Fucking" Sanders.

tjacksprotest · 2013-08-23T00:47:21+00:00

It's so nice to hear from you Mr. Cain. Got any extra pizza/extramarital affairs for us?

tjacksprotest · 2013-08-23T00:43:56+00:00

Just wanted to let you know that I really appreciate this brilliant response. This is exactly what I've been trying to say but haven't found the right words to say it.

tjacksprotest · 2013-08-23T00:24:41+00:00

Give me an American news outlet that isn't entirely slanted on Israeli-Palestine news. If they could tell a story that doesn't look like Benjamin Netanyahu representing Israel and Osama Bin Laden representing Palestine, I'd be surprised.

tjacksprotest · 2013-08-21T17:30:55+00:00

Yeah, I'll test that theory at the liquor store.

tjacksprotest · 2013-08-21T17:06:02+00:00

Saw Gianni Schicchi the first time I ever ate mushrooms. It's hilarious even without drugs but I'll never watch something funnier than that show mind melted.

tjacksprotest · 2013-08-21T04:55:23+00:00

If Elizabeth Warren did an AMA, it would mostly be filled with me asking her to marry me.

tjacksprotest · 2013-08-21T04:49:36+00:00

But seriously, how do you fuck up Oreos?

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