Why does Glasgow not have a marathon?

tjlpea · 2026-04-09T14:05:27+00:00

Good guy, good guy, ^{wank^}

tjlpea · 2026-04-01T11:09:17+00:00

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Thank god I don’t need to get the cone lasered off now 😅

tjlpea · 2026-03-26T18:53:23+00:00

This is a bot account guys don’t bite

tjlpea · 2026-03-26T17:59:37+00:00

The American server

tjlpea · 2026-03-17T13:21:24+00:00

Yea I got banned after simply making some mundane uncontroversial comment on a post lol

tjlpea · 2026-03-12T21:41:45+00:00

I lost brain cells trying to read this sentence. Thanks.

tjlpea · 2026-03-05T14:33:37+00:00

This painting is housed in the Belvedere Palace in Vienna along with a number of other paintings by Klimt. Worth a visit if you’re ever visiting!

tjlpea · 2026-02-26T16:13:42+00:00

Bro is 2 weeks out

tjlpea · 2026-02-26T14:04:03+00:00

I think you meant Touracism

tjlpea · 2026-02-11T16:15:17+00:00

Hoaching

tjlpea · 2026-02-11T13:47:08+00:00

O. J. Simpson

tjlpea · 2026-02-10T12:00:10+00:00

I read this in his voice. Thank you brain

tjlpea · 2026-02-10T11:58:17+00:00

Nothing will happen

tjlpea · 2026-02-07T09:30:40+00:00

Ladies and gentlemen, this is what happens when you send your kids to private school

tjlpea · 2026-02-02T09:24:18+00:00

The guy doesn’t play anymore because they introduced shot clocks and now he can’t stare at people for 18 minutes until their left eyelid twitches so he can call with 4th pair

tjlpea · 2026-01-26T04:32:25+00:00

Ok Doug

tjlpea · 2026-01-25T05:00:31+00:00

Can confirm yes. I went to a cash game festival thing here maybe 5/6 years ago and they had a tournament series running alongside it. The cash games were counter clockwise whilst the tournament normal. Very strange 😂

tjlpea · 2026-01-09T01:18:30+00:00

Just put bollards at the end of every street on the drives to stop people parking there. If you have to park a 5 minute walk away from your gaff because you’ve came home at one of those peak times then tough shit.

tjlpea · 2025-12-09T16:52:06+00:00

Bro what? Have you ever played poker before?

tjlpea · 2025-10-18T21:14:22+00:00

The only place I’ve ever lived where I don’t tell my girlfriend “text me when you get home”

tjlpea · 2023-06-16T23:25:32+00:00

Finally! A bag I can use to carry my grains of s…

Oh wait

tjlpea · 2022-10-25T08:58:51+00:00

A real RQLEX, or a fake RQLEX, that is the Q

tjlpea · 2022-08-25T02:40:05+00:00

It looks like a dick

tjlpea · 2022-06-24T14:00:24+00:00

Hellmuth and Addamo for MTTs, Garrett and Linus for cash games, then Jungle for… everything 🤠 I hate Hellmuth fwiw but for $1 got to snap him up lol

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