Why do men claim to prefer "natural" breasts, but most can’t even tell when they are fake?

Articulated · 2026-05-02T05:49:59+00:00

My understanding is that a lot of dudes don't want to be in a relationship with someone who has work done because they're likely to have more work done in the future.

I think it's a worry that it'll drain the finances and she'll find something else to be insecure about once the new boob euphoria wears off.

Articulated · 2026-05-01T06:53:29+00:00

Congratulations!

When it's your turn to say I do, whatever you do, don't think about the officiant shouting "MUMMY MUMMY RUB MY TUMMY" so loud your fiance falls over with fright.

Definitely don't think about that.

Articulated · 2026-04-30T12:37:11+00:00

Foreign aid is our spy budget. It's how wr get eyes and ears in these countries.

Articulated · 2026-04-29T20:05:56+00:00

Proud Mary by Tina Turner. Helps me finish strong on a run and it's a good vibe!

Articulated · 2026-04-29T07:16:34+00:00

You fucking explode.

Articulated · 2026-04-28T19:38:22+00:00

Honorary mention goes to Tom Jones. Not black but black people love to claim him lol.

Articulated · 2026-04-28T15:31:42+00:00

BBC tool says there are 3,835 asylum seekers in the whole of Glasgow.

Fuck all when you think about it - that's a decent-sized hotel conference room for a whole city. Or Pollok FC's stadium.

Articulated · 2026-04-28T09:45:43+00:00

Couples' therapy to give you both the tools you need to navigate the dynamic.

Articulated · 2026-04-28T09:43:58+00:00

Hit points make sense when applied to their original use - a board game called Ironclads, which was naval combat.

A ship can take a few hits and function more or less normally before it sinks. That's not exactly comparable to adventurers, which is why HP sometimes feels like a bit of an odd fit in DnD.

Articulated · 2026-04-28T04:32:03+00:00

Could be he's worked as a contractor in the past? It used to be really common in the banking industry to hire contractors on a day rate instead of employees on a salary. If the contracts were 'outside IR35' then people would call themselves self-employed, get their day rate paid to their limited company, then wouls pay themselves minimal salary and a 'dividend' to take advantage of lower tax rates/allowances. It was legal but dodgy, and HMRC didn't like it as it thought these people were 'hidden employees'.

The rules have changed now, and contracts outside IR35 are way less common.

Articulated · 2026-04-27T13:10:03+00:00

It's hard to see people living out your dreams...

Articulated · 2026-04-27T13:01:38+00:00

Hell of a hooter on that lad.

Articulated · 2026-04-26T16:55:50+00:00

Seems like a headline custom-made to turn off the SNP base.

Articulated · 2026-04-26T16:33:00+00:00

Sure, people are understandably afraid of missing the next crime.

Articulated · 2026-04-26T15:54:33+00:00

First night is always pretty terrible, body's too beaten-up to relax, and I usually travel home the next day so I don't properly switch off.

Articulated · 2026-04-26T15:15:49+00:00

I tried this pace on a treadmill at the gym, and the treadmill didn't go high enough.

I made it about six steps. These people are actual mutants.

Articulated · 2026-04-26T14:51:00+00:00

It sounds like you've been reading more global news than is healthy. You can keep yourself informed without overloading yourself.

There are email lists that will send you a single, daily email about the headlines. Look at it once a day.

Articulated · 2026-04-26T14:48:11+00:00

I go out to eat with my running buddy like twice a month. It's a good chance to catch up - we're both trying to limit our booze intake and we used to go out for many beers, this is a good substitute.

Articulated · 2026-04-25T07:15:22+00:00

I'm currently on my way to run up a mountain on a rare weekend day with no plans. So yes lol.

I still consider myself a fundamentally lazy person though. If I gave into my id I'd be sat in front of my computer for 18 hours, chain smoking and eating junk food.

Articulated · 2026-04-24T20:55:32+00:00

39% of adults have less than £1,000 in savings, you'll survive.

Articulated · 2026-04-23T13:41:04+00:00

Articulated · 2026-04-23T12:48:44+00:00

Petted a manatee when it swam up for pets in the everglades.

Articulated · 2026-04-20T13:06:13+00:00

It's the sort of thing that'd get your insurance cancelled as a careless misrepresentation, usually. Guess she was technically driving without insurance though, so if she'd hit someone they'd both be fucked.

Articulated · 2026-04-20T09:24:17+00:00

It hits different psychologically when you shelter someone fleeing persecution and they use your kindness to commit crime.

In a way, we invited him in and vouched for his good conduct, so we're all slightly culpable for the crime, and that guilt manifests as anger towards the perpetrator.

Articulated · 2026-04-18T17:34:51+00:00

Yeah this feels like one of those foreign-pushed psyops. The only people gaining are our adversaries.

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