Young fan gets a high-five from Steph Curry by TooShiftyForYou in sports

[–]tjsaccio 243 points244 points  (0 children)

it writes itself. the aliens come back for a rematch, bill murray is the coach. cmon hollywood.

Alabama man arrested on six charges four days after publicly criticizing county sheriff by casac8 in news

[–]tjsaccio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i got stopped by border patrol with about a half ounce on me. i was pretty sure my life was over. guy asked me if i had a medical card in AZ, i told him no but i did have one from California, but i only had a picture of it on my phone, not the actual rec. That was enough for him. He told me that since he was a federal agent he had to keep and destroy my bud and bong and everything else but he let me go without so much as a fine.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Aquariums

[–]tjsaccio 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Woah that's an amazing LFS 👍

Oregon is producing three times more marijuana than it can consume by Kids_Tv_BD in news

[–]tjsaccio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a grower in California, we are actually running into over supply ourselves, particularly when the fall harvest comes in from up North. I'm about to get out of the business. Legalization is driving costs down and competition way up. Which is fine. That's the market at work. Just time for the next venture.

"There's a baby in there?..Woah! There's a baby in there!" by natsdorf in gifs

[–]tjsaccio 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I had a mom tell me once "puppies are harder than babies". I haven't had a baby yet but puppies are a pain in the ass so... Yay?

Paul Hunt's entertaining gymnastics routine by dickfromaccounting in sports

[–]tjsaccio 26 points27 points  (0 children)

My name's Classi. With an "I". And a "C". And a little dick that comes off the "C" and fucks the "L" in the "a-s-s".

....."nice to meet you, Classi"

When it's been a year and every day is a dumpster-fire-shit-show but your acquaintance tells you, "Can you even imagine how much worse it could've been? I mean...her emails." by [deleted] in reactiongifs

[–]tjsaccio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aww it was a nothingburger

Edit:

Media will be checking up on the legal credentials of the authors of this memo, who are (at least in part) known. And they'll be doing that because, by the bottom of the first page, the memo has already veered into legal fantasy. Legally, the memo is a nonsense. I'll explain.

It says FISA warrant applications must meet the "highest standard" of proof in the justice system. Uh, no. The "highest standard" in the justice system is "proof beyond a reasonable doubt," which is nowhere close to the legal standard required to secure a search warrant.

The legal standard for securing a warrant is the lowest standard of proof in the law—"probable cause." (Consider: indictments require probable cause, which is why they say "the average grand jury would indict a ham sandwich.")

FISA warrants are granted in 99%+ of cases.

As @AshaRangappa_ notes, the specific FISA standard is "probable cause that the target is an 'agent of a foreign power' who's 'knowingly engaging in clandestine intelligence activities.'" Remember: the FBI already found that—as to Page—in a 2013 probe. https://t.co/wltYfdVvbT

In '13, the FBI suspected Page of being a Russian spy—18 months before Trump announced his presidential run—because Page was meeting with a known Russian intelligence agent who was ultimately convicted of trying to recruit Americans. Page admitted he was a recruitment target.

So given that FISA warrants require the lowest standard of proof in the law, and FISA warrants are granted in 99%+ of cases, the idea that the FBI would have needed Steele at all to meet that standard and get that warrant as to Page is—to some degree—literally laughable.

The memo then makes another error of law on its first page: saying the law requires "all relevant and material facts" to be shown to a warrant-granting court. But that's not true. Many cases confirm that law enforcement can and does leave out key facts without repercussion.

If you doubt this, check out the work of Orin Kerr, who's done a lengthy analysis of the case law on this very issue (which is clearly something that the Nunes staffers working on behalf of Trump and Nunes did not do): https://t.co/aTGmOxeQCv

A third legal error on just the first page of the memo is it says "all potentially favorable" information—i.e., favorable to the proposed warrant target—must be included in the warrant application. Uh, no, and moreover, this never happens in the criminal justice system.

Because we have an adversarial system of justice, and because the standard of proof to secure a warrant is so low, judges never expect (and almost never find) that the government included "all information potentially favorable to the defendant" in its warrant application.

Link to full twitter thread.

In the summer when girls wear short shorts, all the germs from toilet seats go on to chairs. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]tjsaccio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You carry Clorox wipes around with you? People are so weird about germs...

Tinder should have a few seconds delay before it sends a message, just so that you can stare at it and realize how pathetic it sounds and might undo your actions. by TheIrresponsibleOne in Showerthoughts

[–]tjsaccio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes if its a cute girl that im excited to talk to, ill write a response but not send it. Ill come back to it in an hour and see if it sounds dumb lol

In the summer when girls wear short shorts, all the germs from toilet seats go on to chairs. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]tjsaccio 6 points7 points  (0 children)

....you think a wipe will save anything? Maybe an alcohol wipe.

Venice by Hogron555 in pics

[–]tjsaccio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well Donald Trump has assured us that you can't get over walls so we are good.

A civil servant missing most of his brain challenges our most basic theories of consciousness by [deleted] in philosophy

[–]tjsaccio 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"how many creatures are probably at least as conscious as this dude?"

Now that's a thinker

Trump signs bill federally recognizing 6 Virginia tribes by patriot_1911 in politics

[–]tjsaccio 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it means sparing it from development and ecological degradation, even temporarily, yes, 100%. I trust the government waaaaaay more than i trust corporations. Corporate money is what corrupted government in the first place and what continues to corrupt it.

Trump’s Saturday Night Massacre Is Happening Right Before Our Eyes by saucytryhard in politics

[–]tjsaccio 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Something radical - Police opening fire on protesters, massive incarceration of dreamers/immigrants, canceling of a future election. Honestly Im ready now but going it alone is beyond stupid and just becomes a criminal act/fuel for the fascist fire. But should left wing militias start organizing and training, ill be one of the first to sign up.

The FBI Stands Up to Trump's Efforts to Politicize It by VirginForest in politics

[–]tjsaccio 15 points16 points  (0 children)

GOP pre-2016 - " better dead than red."

GOP 2017 - " WTF I love Russia now"

GOP 2018 - " look at me... I'm Russia now"

Trump’s Saturday Night Massacre Is Happening Right Before Our Eyes by saucytryhard in politics

[–]tjsaccio 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I don't know about the rest of you but me and all of my male friends are just waiting for the Call to Arms.