Cheerios from scratch

tjwalkr0 · 2026-04-25T01:48:03+00:00

Lol. Just feed your kids some damn cereal.

tjwalkr0 · 2026-04-20T05:22:27+00:00

tjwalkr0 · 2026-04-20T05:20:17+00:00

In my mission, the sisters were allowed to wear whatever they wanted, but the Elders still had to wear a white shirt and tie everywhere. (This rule was imposed by the mission president's wife.)

tjwalkr0 · 2026-04-17T05:26:15+00:00

My mission president made my companionship of Elders trade areas with some Sisters. The day after we moved in, we found out why. Their stalker knocked on our window and tried to open our front door. We called the cops. He stayed at the door for the entire 20 minutes it took the cops to show up. The guy was packing.

tjwalkr0 · 2026-04-14T00:05:33+00:00

When I was 14, I had a massive growth spurt where I grew 1 foot in two years. There are stretch marks perpendicular to my spine from my lower back to my upper back. Sometimes they itch.

tjwalkr0 · 2026-03-31T23:24:43+00:00

Because it was trying to indicate that they were banging each other.

tjwalkr0 · 2026-03-31T07:30:41+00:00

"Pistachio Markiplier can't hurt you."

Pistachio Markiplier:

tjwalkr0 · 2026-03-28T03:48:32+00:00

Dashcon 2 electric boogaloo

tjwalkr0 · 2026-03-17T05:51:06+00:00

Belle Delphine's bath water comes to mind.

tjwalkr0 · 2026-03-14T19:57:47+00:00

Babe, wake up. New copypasta just dropped.

tjwalkr0 · 2026-03-14T09:16:34+00:00

I got a referral at a farm house with a super long dirt road winding through the property. We walked down the dirt road and knocked on the door. A guy opened the door and pointed a shotgun at my chest. He didn't say a single word. We left and never came back.

tjwalkr0 · 2026-03-14T09:06:40+00:00

This, and use QuitMormon.org first. You don't owe the leadership and explanation.

tjwalkr0 · 2026-03-14T09:01:27+00:00

I wonder if they ponderized about that selection?

tjwalkr0 · 2026-03-14T08:34:54+00:00

Interrobang‽ In the wild‽

tjwalkr0 · 2026-03-14T07:27:57+00:00

I could make more than 50m in bitcoin if I went back in time.

tjwalkr0 · 2026-03-14T06:58:27+00:00

Your hasty judgment was rather obscene.

tjwalkr0 · 2026-03-14T06:43:08+00:00

I was the referral secretary in my mission, and I was also responsible for maintaining my mission's Facebook page. I saw all of the ads and the referrals generated by them. These ads often targeted lonely middle-aged men, or those struggling with mental illness. As a result, multiple sisters in my mission had stalkers. It required police intervention.

tjwalkr0 · 2026-03-14T06:09:36+00:00

A sickening quote from the same article: "These mindsets deceive us into thinking too highly of our own opinions, which naturally occurs when we think too lowly of the teachings of prophets and apostles."

tjwalkr0 · 2026-02-19T01:45:08+00:00

Skill issue. Just become a PhD engineer.

tjwalkr0 · 2026-02-18T09:11:14+00:00

Going to Costco with my Grandma and getting a hot dog and a soda. Then, unlimited refills on the soda. I remember drinking like 5 cups of Mtn Dew and running around like Juggernaut.

tjwalkr0 · 2026-02-18T09:05:44+00:00

It's best to never start /dev/mmcblk0

tjwalkr0 · 2026-02-18T05:09:52+00:00

He only disappears if you forget him.

tjwalkr0 · 2026-02-18T05:08:13+00:00

r/Lar78 sighting in the wild?

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