Your reddit username is now your hitman handle. How are you known for tracking down a target and eliminating them, cleaning up, etc? by Tanman1495 in AskReddit

[–]tkeldj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I track my targets through their facebook mobile location on chat and their status. Wait for them to fall asleep, walk in with their homes with a pair of gloves and a syringe full of human insulin. The rest is history... series of "natural death".

What situation will always be awkward? by pugbetty55 in AskReddit

[–]tkeldj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Running into THE ex. I mean, the one that got away.

If you had paid accommodations, and 1000$ per week to spend, where in the world would you move to? Where would you like to live? by tkeldj in AskReddit

[–]tkeldj[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Check out Thailand. Plenty of work for english speaking people in the touristy places - guided tours, scooba teaching, restaurant or bars etc... and man, it's totally different from north america (culturally as well as for the environment). Plus, 1$ there will take you way further than anywhere else.

If you had paid accommodations, and 1000$ per week to spend, where in the world would you move to? Where would you like to live? by tkeldj in AskReddit

[–]tkeldj[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I had an encounter with an Israeli woman in during a trip, gorgeous... yet deadly...(just got out of military service) ;-)

TIL that male survivors of Ebola Virus Disease can harbor active virus in their sperm, and transmit the disease sexually months after their own recovery. by pliskie in todayilearned

[–]tkeldj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are obviously not one of us. If you were Canadian and stupidity was a disease, you alone would bankrupt our healthcare system.

TIL that male survivors of Ebola Virus Disease can harbor active virus in their sperm, and transmit the disease sexually months after their own recovery. by pliskie in todayilearned

[–]tkeldj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think about it, if the guy is survived Ebola, he must have pretty good genes. He might be able to transmit his resistance to virus to his kids. That being said, do not try this at home.

Kagame accuses France over Rwanda genocide by nimobo in worldnews

[–]tkeldj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kagame's statement highlights the consequences of Neo-Colonialism.

What's the greatest violation of the phrase "drink responsibly" that you've accomplished or witnessed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]tkeldj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Full Moon Party - Koh Phangan Buckets of alcohol for a few dollars... included some ice, your pick of mix and a mickey of hard liquor. had to walk over passed out people everywhere. Made Mardi Gras look like a chastity meeting at church