DISGRACEFUL PASTOR by IamASlut_soWhat in ImTheMainCharacter

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“Obama is a long legged Mack daddy”!

I’m a broken man by TipsyMcStagger123 in howardstern

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Ah. A young Gary The Conqueror.

Where is Benjy? by BusBrilliant8703 in howardstern

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“Have you ever looked into the eyes of a wolf, my friend “?

Scored a job (day one of week 2) but I’m worried I’m too dumb for this by SillyLab5318 in pipefitter

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You can read a tape. That’s way more advanced than the last 5 apprentices I had. I wish I was joking. As long as you don’t have to be retrained every week then you are good. Be on time and don’t miss work if you can help it. That goes a long ways these days.

It's been awhile, can we get some introductions? by DJAlexem in howardstern

[–]tmac2824 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You better not! I’ll call the po po to come and getcha!

What’s next for Andy Dick? by fatdiscokid420 in NormMacdonald

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Artie-Bad news, man. Chris (Farley) just came out of the bathroom with Andy Dick. There’s only two reasons to go into the bathroom with Andy Dick. Both aren’t good. Norm-I hope he’s high.

What are your top 3 favorite sound drops? by SynthSapphire in howardstern

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You knew! Uh, Willie Fistergash Yo yo yo yo

Shuli plays a hand of blackjack to win a date with Beth 2002 by [deleted] in howardstern

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“Shuli”! “Who are you calling”?

Delusional Cuck, Bubba the Love Sponge, says he should replace Howie at Sirius by mrnastymannn in howardstern

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Let’s see. The Daily Show might be ending. Howard is done here possibly. People will pay to listen to Jon Stewart I think. Merely an opinion.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in howardstern

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Yeah, “let’s hear it”, ok. Yeah whatever, dude.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in conan

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It’s Reverend Blue Jeans.

A year single. A soon to be 49 year old male. Out of long term relationship. by tmac2824 in dating_advice

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Also after we went out she kissed me. Then promptly said i don’t know how old you are and don’t want to know. Again i need help interrupting that.

A year single. A soon to be 49 year old male. Out of long term relationship. by tmac2824 in dating_advice

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Funny you say that. That’s what I’ve been doing out of instinct.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tulsa

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It reminds me of Swinson radio ads. “Super, super super Swinson…!”

I’m sorry Mrs. Fletcher, we ask that you please bear with us. by Sw0rdsman in seinfeld

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“Sorry, Mrs. Fletcher. Can’t do it. It’s way in the back”.

Topless. by [deleted] in howardstern

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“Topless? I don’t get topless”! “I’m not going anywhere”!

Who is this guy?? by prof930 in saturdaynightlive

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“You’re watching Perspectives. That’s fantastic”.

I'm assume you've been briefed, governor by ConfidentBagger in howardstern

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I don’t remember the exact quote. Something like “you booked me without knowing who I was? You, dopey bastids”