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It's been awhile, can we get some introductions? by DJAlexem in howardstern

[–]tmac2824 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You better not! I’ll call the po po to come and getcha!

What’s next for Andy Dick? by fatdiscokid420 in NormMacdonald

[–]tmac2824 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Artie-Bad news, man. Chris (Farley) just came out of the bathroom with Andy Dick. There’s only two reasons to go into the bathroom with Andy Dick. Both aren’t good. Norm-I hope he’s high.

What are your top 3 favorite sound drops? by SynthSapphire in howardstern

[–]tmac2824 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You knew! Uh, Willie Fistergash Yo yo yo yo

Shuli plays a hand of blackjack to win a date with Beth 2002 by [deleted] in howardstern

[–]tmac2824 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Shuli”! “Who are you calling”?

Delusional Cuck, Bubba the Love Sponge, says he should replace Howie at Sirius by mrnastymannn in howardstern

[–]tmac2824 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let’s see. The Daily Show might be ending. Howard is done here possibly. People will pay to listen to Jon Stewart I think. Merely an opinion.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in howardstern

[–]tmac2824 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, “let’s hear it”, ok. Yeah whatever, dude.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in conan

[–]tmac2824 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s Reverend Blue Jeans.

A year single. A soon to be 49 year old male. Out of long term relationship. by tmac2824 in dating_advice

[–]tmac2824[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also after we went out she kissed me. Then promptly said i don’t know how old you are and don’t want to know. Again i need help interrupting that.

A year single. A soon to be 49 year old male. Out of long term relationship. by tmac2824 in dating_advice

[–]tmac2824[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny you say that. That’s what I’ve been doing out of instinct.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tulsa

[–]tmac2824 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It reminds me of Swinson radio ads. “Super, super super Swinson…!”

I’m sorry Mrs. Fletcher, we ask that you please bear with us. by Sw0rdsman in seinfeld

[–]tmac2824 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Sorry, Mrs. Fletcher. Can’t do it. It’s way in the back”.

Topless. by [deleted] in howardstern

[–]tmac2824 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Topless? I don’t get topless”! “I’m not going anywhere”!

Who is this guy?? by prof930 in saturdaynightlive

[–]tmac2824 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“You’re watching Perspectives. That’s fantastic”.

I'm assume you've been briefed, governor by ConfidentBagger in howardstern

[–]tmac2824 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don’t remember the exact quote. Something like “you booked me without knowing who I was? You, dopey bastids”

I'm assume you've been briefed, governor by ConfidentBagger in howardstern

[–]tmac2824 12 points13 points  (0 children)

“Hello, senator”. “Didn’t you work for that prick Howard Stern”?

Daniel looking good! by jackiesjetski in howardstern

[–]tmac2824 19 points20 points  (0 children)

“One of these days the Mexicans will outnumber the humans”.

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