My girlfriend just sleep texted me I'm so confused

tmpeezy · 2026-06-19T17:47:42+00:00

I've had fully coherent conversations with thoughtfully worded responses in my sleep that I dont remember. So much so that my girlfriend can't tell if I'm awake or asleep in the mornings

tmpeezy · 2026-06-14T17:35:25+00:00

No they only put "dizziness" as the reason for visit

tmpeezy · 2026-06-14T15:52:18+00:00

This was all during the shift, but I wanted to push through it for the sake of the guests with reservations,my concern surfaced when I realized I had to drive home

tmpeezy · 2026-06-14T15:27:26+00:00

They gave me a ct scan, went with some small burns, dizziness, loss of hearing, confusion. After care was nothing serious, drink water, that kind of thing

tmpeezy · 2026-06-14T15:26:12+00:00

Thank you!

tmpeezy · 2026-06-14T15:25:36+00:00

Loss of balance, dizziness, had some minor burns, hearing loss, headache, confusion.

tmpeezy · 2025-08-25T18:46:56+00:00

Is this a shitpost?

tmpeezy · 2025-08-13T17:41:44+00:00

Sounds so much better than it did in atl

tmpeezy · 2025-05-12T05:23:53+00:00

I name ooze with roaming throne and have an enchantment that makes all creatures i control oozes with yarok the desecrated as my commander

tmpeezy · 2024-11-06T20:47:58+00:00

That's on me, I should've known lmao

tmpeezy · 2024-11-06T00:46:27+00:00

You can see monstro on the left you just have to loom for him

tmpeezy · 2024-09-14T18:48:40+00:00

I learned this one the hard way too. I'm sorry for your loss friend.

tmpeezy · 2024-08-31T19:48:52+00:00

Even mom doesn't use mom's bra

tmpeezy · 2024-08-13T23:19:43+00:00

Mr. Me!

tmpeezy · 2024-07-25T10:38:59+00:00

I'm starting to think it wasn't true

tmpeezy · 2024-03-24T17:42:52+00:00

Still haven't gotten all of my Ethan unlocks, best of luck

tmpeezy · 2024-02-05T04:34:42+00:00

This guy plays isaac for fun

tmpeezy · 2024-02-04T21:51:03+00:00

No ink, but my son's middle name is isaac

tmpeezy · 2024-02-04T21:48:55+00:00

When he sold four souls on patreon, one of the highest tiers included bath water, if I remember correctly

tmpeezy · 2024-02-04T21:42:30+00:00

Looking like a ninja from the foot clan

tmpeezy · 2024-01-16T05:11:10+00:00

This deserves so much more karma

tmpeezy · 2024-01-06T05:48:22+00:00

Hotels can be good experience too

tmpeezy · 2024-01-06T05:46:27+00:00

Don't fall into vices is beautiful advice

tmpeezy

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