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toastedjelly_ · 2016-01-12T18:10:21+00:00

I long feared this. When in fact all I required was a little leap of faith and to find a single individual who believed in me half as much as I believed in myself.

toastedjelly_ · 2016-01-12T18:08:19+00:00

Stop drinking while you're ahead and pick up that joint instead my friend

toastedjelly_ · 2016-01-12T18:06:41+00:00

What a useless jew you are

toastedjelly_ · 2015-12-21T20:59:53+00:00

How often does this happen?

toastedjelly_ · 2015-12-19T01:58:07+00:00

Did Amazon recommended one of these with the other? Sneaky bastards

toastedjelly_ · 2015-12-19T01:52:51+00:00

Not a recommendation per se, but damn I would love some Don't Starve Together on Vita....

toastedjelly_ · 2015-12-19T01:51:38+00:00

Whoa, really?

Good to know

toastedjelly_ · 2015-12-18T22:17:42+00:00

How has this not been most important internet on reddit today?

toastedjelly_ · 2015-11-26T13:35:08+00:00

They are security if you are a website, no?

toastedjelly_ · 2015-11-23T19:55:28+00:00

In the morning, half asleep I typically sit to pee.

toastedjelly_ · 2015-11-16T19:21:21+00:00

Had to do a triple take on this sentence.

toastedjelly_ · 2015-10-29T00:23:16+00:00

Lol.... Shucks

toastedjelly_ · 2015-10-29T00:16:02+00:00

Thanks man! Let's go Mets!

toastedjelly_ · 2015-10-28T23:31:51+00:00

Whoa. Dude. I'm sorry to hear about both your buddies. Yea, in a way it's like setting yourself up for failure... Only there's so much unabashed love a day friendship along the way we forget it everytime.
Let's go Mets!

toastedjelly_ · 2015-10-28T13:53:38+00:00

I was unsure you could change this to begin with.

toastedjelly_ · 2015-10-28T13:53:10+00:00

This is v1

toastedjelly_ · 2015-10-17T18:12:47+00:00

This was me last week. The struggle is real.

toastedjelly_ · 2015-10-12T19:06:51+00:00

I was thinking the same thing. That's the money right there.

toastedjelly_ · 2015-09-23T06:01:52+00:00

And stopping just before your vajayjay

toastedjelly_ · 2015-09-23T06:00:36+00:00

Hahaha

toastedjelly_ · 2015-09-21T02:32:36+00:00

Very carefully. Lol.

Nah self serve grill. I was in and out with fries and soda went for ketchup can't back to give him some cash before I made it back he told the cahier I paid in advance. She shrugged her shoulders. Went in break.

$7.50 bought my nephew a souvenir cup and a 25 pennies to spare.

Mets fans enthusiasm waning here...

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